CCTV Emirates Airline commercial

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  1. rluvbeach

    rluvbeach Well-Known Member

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    ]Does the Emirates airline commercial with Jennifer Aniston make anyone sick besides me?

    Watching it, I get a feeling that that's what she is like in real life.
     
  2. Sloppyjoe

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    first time i watched it i thought to myself "who was the idiot that thought this would help her image?"

    basically its a airline commercial shitting on people who cant afford $10k+ plane tickets
     
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  3. rluvbeach

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    link to commercial

     
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    NyMarkNy Well-Known Member

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    I get the vibe that after all her failed relationships and being tossed aside like garbage for Angelina Jolie....

    She would do anal on the first date. That alone makes her a winner in my book.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    commercial is ok
    she must get her way irl
     
  6. YinzerMasshole

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    I'm waiting for the part in the ad where they say, "OK, Jennifer, now we're over Middle Eastern airspace and we have to close the bar and put you in beekeeper suit because we have Sharia modesty laws."
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Wouldn't be the first time Fugiston has been relegated to a beekeeper suit!!!

    Heyyy-ooooooo.
     
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    Besides money, why would you do anything to promote the UAE? One of the biggest ARAB scumbag countries around.
     
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    Best airline in the world FYI
     
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    Probably, don't care..I get on a plane to get from point A to point B. Could give a shit about the food, the amenities or anything else that might be considered a luxury. Get me there in one piece and I am gold.
     
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    ...cant stand that twat. so far it looks like justine theraeu has a tolerance for vaginosis.
     
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    Exactly who is this commercial appealing to? If you have fuck you money you already know about these high end airlines. The rest of the unwashed masses that Jen is very mortified to even be on the same plane with will not be passing up on a cheap Southwest flight just to have a drink at a bar. When I fly they bring the drink to my seat...how about that Jen! Fuck you and the Arab princes you're blowing on those flights to the Middle East to whore yourself to uber rich rag heads.
     
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    Isn't money the reason celebrities do adverts
     
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    It makes her look bad. I dont get the whole jennifer anniston thing. I guess she comes off non threatening and people like that.
    Celebrities usually dont have the cash everyone thinks they have.
    They probably threw money at her.

    F mutt
     
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    This. She reportedly got 5 million for the commercial. She said it was a goof where she was poking fun at herself which kind of backfired.
     
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    The jokes on all of us. Like she would ever fly commercial.
     
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    Ahhhhhh....those eyes :drool:
     
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    I get perverse pleasure from her due to the fact that she got cucked in public by Angelina Jolie. Ohhhh poor Jen every yenta said. FUCK HER AND HER POINTY NIPPLES!
     
  19. old stern fan

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    Yes for that and also because they are then given access to the underground world of underage sex slaves and snuff films.
     
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    That's her biggest nightmare: that she wakes up in a plane without a shower.
     
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