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  1. RenchFries

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    Anyone else check this site every now and then? It's basically an extremely offensive version of Wikipedia. Literally everything and everyone gets made fun of in the most brutal way imaginable.

    Venture into the wrong article, and your brain will get raped. It's fun to check out every now and then, if only to see what kind of insanity the Internet can come up with. It's a volatile cocktail of wittiness, the very blackest humor, brutal goofing, and pure insanity. It's supposedly run by members of Anonymous and no one gets a pass.

    Some highlights (obviously very nsfw). These are relatively tame compared to some of the other articles on there. Again, watch out what links you click on.

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trayvon_Martin
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/OpFerguson
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Great_Baltimore_Riots_of_2015
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Drug
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Thiopental_Sodium
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Beer
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hitler

    Howard has his own page, too, and it's pretty damn accurate
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Howard_Stern
     
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  2. BleedingGums

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    TL;dr
     
  3. Just Peachy

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    I checked it out. Pretty funny. :hat:
     
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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    That's fucking hilarious!!!! These guys have some big balls, for sure. If you can stand real offense, click on the link "did this offend you?".
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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  8. RenchFries

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    The people who wrote this don't give a FUCK

    I'm pretty jaded by now, but this site still causes me to get a "Holy shit" moment every now and then.

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    AIDS, by many it is seen as a tragic disease ,others however see it for what it really is, the greatest source of lulz ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands forAnally-Inflicted Death Sentence, "Adios! Infected Dick Sucker", "acquired immunodeficiency syndrome" forWikipedians and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the politically correct term forGRIDS, Gay Cancer and The Ebonic Plagueand is proof that God hates fags. And A group of lovely people, because ALL A group of lovely people have AIDS.

    In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no aid or assistance whatsoever.

    Created by Ronald Reagan trolls during the 1980s to destroy A group of lovely people on the Internet, furries and faggots, AIDS is transmitted predominantly via buttsecks between two men. Aside from buttsecks, gay people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless str8people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the Dan Savageweb site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!


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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AIDS
     
  9. RenchFries

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    Facts
    You can get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat.
    • You can get AIDS from sharing drinks.
    • You can get AIDS from swimming in the pools in Habbo Hotel
    • You can get AIDS from having unprotected receptive anal sex with multiple anonymous partners.
    • It is impossible for straight white people to get AIDS... unless they interact with anyone infected with AIDS in any way (see top).
    • If you have AIDS, it is mandatory that you have sex with as many people as you can. The more the merrier!
    • If you have sex with an underage virgin, the AIDS will completely vanish from your system.
    • The score is currently AIDS: 23 million, Homos: -5.
    • Having AIDS is a bannable offense on TOW.
    • Ethiopians hate AIDS because Bob Geldolf won't leave them the fuck alone.
    • AIDS is the primary cause of pool closures world wide.
    • HIV is synonymous with AIDS.
    • Deutromitis is commonly known to go hand in hand with AIDS
    • Everyone who has AIDS dies a slow and miserable death.
    • One can buy AIDS for 5 bucks on any street corner.
    • If you are old, you may have to purchase hearing AIDS. Luckily, those on a limted budget can acquire these for free at any local gay bar.
    • AIDS can be defeated by quilting and red ribbons.
    • Jews cause AIDS.
    • Dani Faulk has AIDS IRL.
    • Eazy E got AIDS from Freddy Mercury.
    • Applemilk1988 has JapAIDS.
    • According to actress and Scientologist Jenna Elfman, "AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease.."
    • Ted Haggard has AIDS and gave it to his wife.
    • According to blogger Andrew Sullivan, AIDS improves your sex life by eliminating the need to use a condom.
    • You have AIDS.
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      AIDS now available in chocolate
    • The US government created aids to killA group of lovely people, fags, and furries.
    • AIDS is a common cure for overpopulation for example look at cats they have their own type of aids(is this evolutions way of saying FUCK YOU or is it the goverments way of saying FUCK YOU)
     
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    Wow. Uncanny. The Montgomery County Texas School Board has approved the use of this information fact sheet for health education instruction in the public schools. Printed up and included with every copy of the Kings James Bible that each student gets at the beginning of the school year!
     
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    "Another Fact: Many of us can thank beer for our very existence. Why? Because it's the only reason your dad ever fucked your mom. It is also documented that beer kept everyone in the Dark Ages from drinking the water, which was literally full of other people's shit, piss and possibly the bodies of their dead mothers. The hygiene of most people in those days was only slightly better than that of your typical modern-day german woman (or man--it's the same anyway)"

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    The Trayvon Martin one might be the funniest thing Ive ever seen.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    "Wikipedia's evil twin. It’s a site where almost every article is biased, offensive, unsourced, and without the faintest trace of political correctness. A search through its archives will reveal animated images of people committing suicide, articles glorifying extreme racism and sexism, and a seemingly endless supply of twisted, shocking views on just about every major human tragedy in history."


     
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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Aspergers

    Ass Burgers is an attempt by Dr. Hans Asperger to worm his way into the history books by labeling people who are simply psychopaths with a new(fake) mental illness. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists; but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder that they fear their child to develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders. Update: Since 2014, Assburgers Syndrome is officially no longer a recognized condition in psychology or the field of medicine, it is now plain autism.

    Asperger-monsters are the most self-centred, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are subhuman meat-calculators, who live to collect and catalogue items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with cartoons or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents, and it is almost certainly a choice.

    Such losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".

    For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.

    Interestingly, the effects of longterm neglect in early childhood is nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psycopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures, as evidenced here. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals.

    Asperger's Syndrome remains the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno and Abraham Lincoln
     
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    Truth.
     
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    Who knew, who knew???????

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