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End of Nick and Artie is coming: Artie with ruptured lumbar disc

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  1. hqb45568

    hqb45568 New Member

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    looks like artie will need epidural, maybe even back surgery


    Outlook of the show is pretty much dire...
     
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    "ruptured lumbar disc?" :dontknow:
     
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    Bullshit.. Football players have less injuries than Artie. :jj: I'm only 4 years younger than Artie and don't have any of this nonsense, and have partied just as hard.
     
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    It has always been grotesque the way everyone wants to be the first to pick when Artie dies or blows some gig.
     
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    sounds like Artie has created an excuse to abuse pain meds
    :facepalm:
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    maybe he should drop 80lbs asap....:coffee:
     
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    Really man..... :coffee:
     
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    Addicts work in predictable ways.....:coffee:
     
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    Nick started to panic as soon as Artie said he might need surgery. "You can do the show in pain." Say goodbye to your big payday Nick.
     
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    Simply means a disc (soft cushions between vertebra in ur spine) rupture and press on the surrounding nerves causing intense pain & muscle weakness in the lumbar (lower back) spine. Pain can be radiating (shooting) down the legs as well (Sciatica.)
     
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    :( ugh
     
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    Not bullshit. I'm several years younger than Artie and go for epidurals for my sciatica in my lower back on a regular basis. I also have a titanium plate screwed into my upper spine and I'm not a football player. Shit like this happens to young people, just ask me & Sternski.

    Of course, it is also possible that as a former (recovering) addict, Artie is concocting the Sciatica story in order to explain his opiate use as Nemo suggested. Addicts know no bounds...
     
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    Sadly, this will prolly be the case. Love the show, it's getting so good but Artie will prolly fuck it all up, just as with every other job he's ever had (he said this on Howard.)
     
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    He really should at least make an attempt to lose weight.
     
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    Very hard with an old fashioned mother who coddles him with tons of food (no disrespect to Judy Lange, I've met her & she's a wonderful woman) but Italian moms love to force feed their kids. He's prolly also depressed which usually brings on weight gain. They've also trained the twins to keep the studio fridge loaded with salted fatty Italian deli meats. Food is a drug & Artie is an addict....
     
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    [video=youtube_share;bAXPUN2z2CE]http://youtu.be/bAXPUN2z2CE[/video]

    dead end road
     
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    this this and this!!!!
     
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    he seriously needs to lose the weight first

    i think it's time he get a surgery like Lampenelli
     
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    why? he wants to die. sounds like he is advancing on his plans.
     
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    Whatever happened to his diabetic pee problem?
    That suddenly healed itself?
     
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    Dr Sarnos magic books will heal him
     

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