WTF English T-Shirts In Asia

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  1. XuXu

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    http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-eng...ebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook


    One of the great things about the world we live in is the rich and diverse variety of languages that you can find across the globe. The only problem is that, as you can see from these pictures, sometimes these languages don't quite translate...

    In homage to hilarious translation fails, Bored Panda has compiled this list of t-shirts from East Asia that don't quite say what they should ("Texas state it's a triangle OMG so hipster triangle", for example). Some of them don't say anything at all (well, not unless "temmby woroing terrislylastly" means anything to anyone?). But while all of them may have failed as far as translation is concerned, they have all definitely succeeded in making us laugh. Hard.

    Seen any brilliant t-shirt translations that we might have missed? Then add to them to the list below and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

    #1 I'm A Kindergarten Teacher In China And One Of My Students Was Rocking This Shirt Today

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    Lived there for a good amount of time. My favorite read, "My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi-Cola".
     
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    Aaaw they have no idea. [​IMG]
     
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    It's like here when they get Chinese symbol tattoos, except you can take the shirt off. :jj:
     
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    Herpes flare ups make people cranky.
     
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    Lil shitty would love to get his hands on this shirt.

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    He's had that shirt
     
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    Well, now we know who @shitty donates his old clothes to.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    The official shirt of the politics forum......
     
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    I'll buy one that says, "Donald Trump has $10 Billion Dollars, and Whitey's On the Moon."
     
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    What group does "frog" refer to?
     
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    The French I believe.
     
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    Yeah, totally up my alley. I have seen students with that very same N-word, kike, etc. shirt on.
     
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