Enough of names that have more than one spelling.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What's the point of having a name if you constantly have to clarify the spelling every single time?

    McDonald

    With a Mc or a Mac?

    Stephen with a ph or a v?

    Kathy with a K or a C?

    I won't even get into Meghan, Kaitlyn, Caitlyn Sarah Sara etc.

    It's time to streamline all these stupid names. One spelling each.

    Black names don't count. They are a whole other issue.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Scot



    i've seen it
     
  3. artiesoffspring

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    Burther.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I used to work with a guy who spelled it like that and his friend would always spell my name like that. Drove me nuts. I had a right to be angry because my name is spelled properly. Double the final consonant to keep the vowel short. When he bitched about people spelling his name the proper way, I said "Shut up Scote you long vowelled faggot."
     
  5. Scott

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    I went to school with a girl named Dahlene. Her parent's actually spelled her name with a Boston accent. :facepalm:
     
  6. Butcher

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    PWNED that fucker :owned:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    So it's Scoteland? :scratch:
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    yeah, to him.
     
  9. Butcher

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    An old friend named her daughter Jenissa
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Then from now on your name is pronounced Scot-tuh. :D
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's fine. As long as you spell it properly.
     
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    Scotts melting
     
  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Ghey I mean Gay
     
  15. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    I realized in 4th grade that grammer was nonsense and I stopped paying attention
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Spelling too apparently.
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    I never remember anyone's name anyway so I don't give a shit :dontknow:
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Sartori