Enough with the sports illustrated swimsuit hyperbole

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by stripes, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its not 1998, wtf? theres even a SI swimsuit model awards show on right now nbc sp whatever that is....models actually talking & boring the audience with their rehearsed witty repartee.. the local news guy was all over it also, and guys guess whats here, that's right what we've all been waiting for.....wtf are these assclowns talking about. I haven't bothered to pick up never mind even look at a SI in 15yrs. the medias all googly eyed like we're fucking morons....woooooo, swimsuits on plastic models....wooooooo. did somebody cancel the interwebs, wtf? wtf WTF?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    and wtf with canader having 11 medals & we have 13. we suck at winter sports. bunch of lazy ass americans kids cant put the video games down & get off the fucken couch
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Stripes is on the rag tonight.
     
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    Easy there big guy :console:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    & I figured out why fred Dakota annoys the fuck outta me on gold rush...he walks around giving us pearls of wisdom like, if it aint broke don't fix it & then he grins into the camera like he's the worlds greatest entertainer. you working hard or hardly working...he's such a douchebag dumbass
     
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    So is Stew Nod :secret:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I sat in so many traffic lights today where no lanes were moving, light after light, we would all just sit there like dumbasses waiting for it to cycle green & meanwhile no cross traffic thro the intersection...traffic engineers always say they've got it all figured out but they never do, its all a fucken scam.
     
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    finally a bright spot, sara barellies on kimmel tonight:cool:
     
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    Sara Bareilles :secret:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    SI is a bunch of broke ass chumps. they shot the latest on jersey beaches.:c I bet the vapid models were pissed.
     
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    I blame the GW Bridgegate :coffee:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Tonight?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    those dumb cunts got an all expense paid bus trip to jersey for the shoot:cheer:
     
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    sara bareilles is one cool hot chick & we only got 2 minutes

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    #Unapologetic ....
     
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    who the fuck buys SI, go on the internet you can watch a horse fuck a latin chick.
     
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    Link?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    no really, the talking heads are all, hey guys, just what you've been waiting for all year....its insultingly fucken stupid & i'm sick of those doofus hacks. they are the reason anchorman is not funny, we have to listen to their small talk faggit mindless banter every damn day.