Epic extended weekend ahead.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    This is gonna be ahsum!!! :party:

    1. Saturday - to go rodeo with my pap. Begin road trip by driving a couple of hours. Bang cute blonde.
    2. Sunday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Continue road trip to Anaheim. Watch A's vs Angels at Angels Stadium. Go to bar after game to watch the Warriors merk the Cavs in game 5. Continue road trip to San Diego. Bang cute blonde.
    3. Monday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Hit Mission Beach. Hit Bronx Pizza. Beat the fuck out of that faggot @Daveindiego. Make sweet love to @freds wife. Hang out in the Gas Lamp district. Watch A's vs Padres at Petco Field. Continue road trip to Burbank. Bang cute blonde.
    4. Tuesday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Drop cute blonde off at Burbank Airport. Hit Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Get a copy of my birth certificate. Meet up with an old Navy buddy. Drive back home. Jack it to webcam whores.


    Rubbers will not be in use throughout the duration of this trip. :grad:
     
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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    blacks don't go to rodeos :no:
     
  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Tuesday is another warriors game
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I feel uplifted by this.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    How about your pap? Will he be using protection?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Racial tensions flare. :emperor:
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I don't even know if he's fucking his wife anymore. :facepalm: I think he has a side hoe. :c
     
  9. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    :quote: Navy Buddy :quote: :gayflag:
     
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    O Face Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You were in the navy? What rank? Rear Adniral? :c
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I saw those faggots last week.

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  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    My new Dave Stewart jersey will be ready in time for the trip!!!! :dancin:
     
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    @Schmoopy
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    BTW, the faggots who work for Anaheim are huge faggots. There were three open seats right behind the visitors dugout but they wouldn't let me buy two and leave one seat open. :fil:
     
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    Wait, is @Tuesday the said cute blonde?
     
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    :ucoffee:
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    #obamamoney :c
     
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    #unemployedblackguyproblems
     
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    Be sure you don't mistake Dave for Freds' wife.