This is gonna be ahsum!!! 1. Saturday - to go rodeo with my pap. Begin road trip by driving a couple of hours. Bang cute blonde. 2. Sunday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Continue road trip to Anaheim. Watch A's vs Angels at Angels Stadium. Go to bar after game to watch the Warriors merk the Cavs in game 5. Continue road trip to San Diego. Bang cute blonde. 3. Monday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Hit Mission Beach. Hit Bronx Pizza. Beat the fuck out of that faggot @Daveindiego. Make sweet love to @freds wife. Hang out in the Gas Lamp district. Watch A's vs Padres at Petco Field. Continue road trip to Burbank. Bang cute blonde. 4. Tuesday - wake up and bang cute blonde. Drop cute blonde off at Burbank Airport. Hit Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Get a copy of my birth certificate. Meet up with an old Navy buddy. Drive back home. Jack it to webcam whores. Rubbers will not be in use throughout the duration of this trip.