Epic weekend = Miserable Monday

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I got black out on Friday night after drinking from happy hour until about 4 am.

    Then I started drinking again on Saturday around 1 pm and didn't stop one bit until I left the strip club at 7:30 fucking AM on Sunday morning.

    Got home from the strip club around 8 am. Slept a couple hours then went and made brunch for my mom at my parent's house.

    Drank a few mimosas to keep my buzz going prevent a hangover. Slept a couple more hours at their place before going to the Heat game where I crushed a ton of beers.

    Went to a post game after party and then finally got home and in bed around midnight. Was in the office by 8 am this morning.

    I am now on the toilet typing this up while shitting my weekend out.
     
  2. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Did your "wife" go with you? Lies
     
  3. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    That was some good blow huh?
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    No coke, you make me so proud :wub:
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus dude
     
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    flailingfish New Member

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Didn't read that you got laid

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  9. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Epic indeed.

    Epically Epic.

    Oh so Epic.
     
  10. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    You really think I was the strip club until 7 in the morning with no coke? Cmon now.
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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