I got black out on Friday night after drinking from happy hour until about 4 am. Then I started drinking again on Saturday around 1 pm and didn't stop one bit until I left the strip club at 7:30 fucking AM on Sunday morning. Got home from the strip club around 8 am. Slept a couple hours then went and made brunch for my mom at my parent's house. Drank a few mimosas to keep my buzz going prevent a hangover. Slept a couple more hours at their place before going to the Heat game where I crushed a ton of beers. Went to a post game after party and then finally got home and in bed around midnight. Was in the office by 8 am this morning. I am now on the toilet typing this up while shitting my weekend out.