Morning The annual migration of the Beef to midtown happens today when (s)he uses its shrill voice to try to loosen money from the few suckers left in the audience to buy the book written by someone else about a cat friendship that never happened and is based completely on bullshit. Hopefully the beef will drop a bomb bigger than "I cheated on every boyfriend I ever had." from last year. How do you park a trailer in NYC? How do they keep the wine away from Beefus? Will it speak a foriegn language other than pig Latin? Hopefully these and more will be answered this morning.