**Episode 7 The Beefus Awakens THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD**

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  1. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Morning :coffee:

    The annual migration of the Beef to midtown happens today when (s)he uses its shrill voice to try to loosen money from the few suckers left in the audience to buy the book written by someone else about a cat friendship that never happened and is based completely on bullshit.
    Hopefully the beef will drop a bomb bigger than "I cheated on every boyfriend I ever had." from last year.
    How do you park a trailer in NYC?
    How do they keep the wine away from Beefus?
    Will it speak a foriegn language other than pig Latin?
    Hopefully these and more will be answered this morning.
    :whythelongface?:
     
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    GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

    Who's ready for some Supermodeo kitty talk!!!! Let's party!!!!!!!

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  4. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's as close as they have been in months.
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Top of the morning to you all! :wigtip:
     
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    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    She pretends his nose is his wallet
     
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    New low Mick the Nerd doing an announce.
     
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    So I guess we get a break at 7:15 so Howard can "prep" for Beth.
     
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    Beefus in studio! :yay:
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wonky titty dress. Need pics.
     
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    Worst morning listening thread evarr. :hat:
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There was a audio malfunction in girl town and the kitten processing center.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    thx for all you do on morning show thread always enjoy
     
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    Fake narrative like they actually love each other.
     
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    Notice her hashtag is #yodagetsabuddy, not #mybook. Very specific when she's pushing something. But when it comes to "helping" animals, it's not #adoptacat or something selfless and specific like that, it's #mypurpose.
     
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    Live at 7:25am

    Prob room for 2 breaks then Fred?
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That shrill voice is very annoying in the morning.
     
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    It's tit-tay refund gap time . Yeah for us.

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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Now they are trying to explain her passing out as she gets tired early.