Stern Show Eric The Ack-Ack-tor is angry in the afterlife

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Finally had a decent part to play in MAD MAD : FURY ROAD and he was unable to try out for it. For those who have seen the movie, they know the character I'm talking about. Here's the actor on the red carpet.

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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    WOW....this actually makes me feel sort of bad for eric
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    He brought his blood bag.. Is the entire cast attending in character?
     
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    never. i wouldnt doubt that he blames wig and the fans for his health issues.
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    i think the word you are looking for is BLAMED and by health issues i assume you mean DEATH
     
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    always tried to like him but he was such an ungrateful delusional narcissistic prick. he never saw himself as anything less than perfect.
     
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    thats what was amusing about him :dontknow:

    if he was a poor-me type of guy , it wouldnt have been funny just sad to goof on him, the fact he was a crippled shut-in with a low IQ but somehow had an insanely massive ego and penchant to shit talk anyone at the drop of a hat made him incredibly amusing..if he was humble who cares?
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Unfortunately I don't think he could be in mad max. The little guy was a TERRIBLE actor.
    It just seemed he could never GET INTO a part. To be an actor you have to be able to get beyond doing ridiculous things (and what's more ridiculous than PRETENDING for a living? ).
    Sadly Eric The Actor was never an ACTOR
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    his delusions were the best. According to Eric, there was always a plot to sabotage his relationships with Brandy Talore, Fratto, etc
     
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    Wiggy was the ungrateful one. He made Eric a big part of the show and while he was making millions, what did Eric get?
     
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    imo the funniest thing is when he would break down and claim his egomania was just an act for the air that fratto/stern put him up to... and IRL he was a nice guy, then you'd look at his twitter and its 100% rage all the time
     
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    he was on a bunch of tv shows, got some free whores and jimmy kimmel sent him a BB gun...thats pretty fucking cool!
     
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    That's not how radio works, dorb.
    Callers aren't paid employees, they're callers
     
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    shoot! can you imagine eta negotiating the terms for a movie contract? "And I want 10 lbs. of M&M's with all the brown ones removed. I don't like them. And I want 2 liters of Pepsi delivered every half hour to my dressing room...or else! And I want 15 lbs. of jelly beans minus the black ones, I hate blacks!'''OOOOPS!! Is this on???"
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    his twitter was the best
     
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    Gottta love ETM guys.. He was one of the few regular callers especially in the earlier years who would put wiggy and his minions in their place.
     
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    There's no way in hell Eric would be willing to put up with that flight to Australia. He would have tried to negotiate that they transport him across the Pacific by steamship.
     
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    He's club-fuckin'-footed you asswipe!!
     
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    Wow, that guy is so fucked up looking that he makes ETM look like Cary Grant in comparison.
     
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    He was very easy to work into a frenzy. In the following clip Eric claims Gary was the "puppet master" behind people fucking with him on twitter. That beauty comes from yours truly in my direct messages with the little guy. When Eric says "interns and JD were making fake twitter accounts in exchange for free lunch" that came from me verbatim. I mean, it was so easy to get him to go along with it. When I heard his slow grunts a few days later starting the story I just perked up and thought there's no way he's going on the air with my bullshit. But he did. And I was so tickled.



    When Howard asked Eric if he begged a "naturally busty whore" to measure his cock that also came from my relentless ball busting regarding his penis size.

    The loss of my daily twitter fucking with him has honestly affected me. I know it was terrible. But it was so fucking addictive.
     
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