Eric the Ack Actor must look at this munchkin and feel such envy

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Wow watch the 27 inches tall 21 year old munchkin do like 40 back flips in a row!


    [video=youtube;dEe9JOCncOI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEe9JOCncOI&feature=colike[/video]


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    Sometimes big personalities come in very small packages - like in TLC's new series "Big Tiny" (premieres Mon., Aug. 13, 10 p.m. ET), a new series that follows the world's smallest siblings, primordial dwarves Bridgette and Bradley Jordan.

    Bri, 23, is the world's shortest living woman at 27 inches tall, and her younger brother Brad, 21, is 38 inches tall. Their dwarfism means they need some extra help getting by, so they still live at home with their mother Christy, a nurse, and older sister Brandi, who jokes that she's the outcast for being average size.

    Bri and Brad's dwarfism also means that they'll never do some things that seem "normal" to most people like driving (they ride in car seats), taking showers (they bathe in the kitchen sink) or going grocery shopping (they need help lifting a bag of sugar). But their diminutive size doesn't stop them from following their dreams, including participating in sports.
     
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    i agree. i say we replace those hot dogs with eric and give the girl his power chair.
     
  3. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I hope they don't have kids.
     
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    Oh no they don't! :wtf:
    "Get outta the goddamn sink, ya nasty little bastard!" :grouch:
     
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    Matwiow Active Member

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    This show will just further highlight and contrast with Ack Ack's bad fucking attitude.
     
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    "Hey, How...ard.... Get me on... that Big Ti....ny show..."

    Coming soon, to a radio near you! :facepalm:
     
  7. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    I hope they don't either they are brother and sister. :c
     
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    Eric can be their life coach!
     
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    They know what to do.






    They KNOW what to do.
     
  10. harlock

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    it would be fun listening to Eric shit on them.

    neither one of those others is club fucking footed :mad:
     
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    Look at that second pic of that dumb asshole midget. Who the fuck uses a fork the jolly green giant would use to turn fuckin hot dogs on the grill. Thats some dumb shit. I'm a normal (sometimes) fuckin dude and I use a regular fork to turnover hot dogs on the grill. No wonder this fuckin worlds going to shit. GET A NORMAL FORK YA FUCKIN STUPID FUCKIN MIDGET!
     
  13. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Thank you.
     
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    That is a normal fork just looks bigger in her hands.
     
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    Both of them can walk. Granted, their stride may be only 5 inches, but still.......
     
  16. Herc

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    I've never seen a midget in person . . .
     
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    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    You need to get out more. I see at least one a year. Sometimes more than one. One time when I was young our waitress at a diner was a midget.
     
  18. Herc

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    Where do you live. I want to go there one day to see your midgets . . .
     
  19. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Near Philly. But I have seen more than a few in Atlantic city, also try big city Santa displays at Christmas they usually hire real dwarfs to play the elves.
     
  20. Chimney Portions

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    He's club-fucking-footed, you asswipe!