@@@ Eric the Midget -- no record of death??? Conspiracy/Hoax? @@@@

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  1. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    SUMMARY: There is no record of death in the following California counties for Eric Lynch:
    1) Sacramento
    2) Yolo
    3) Contra Costa
    4) San Joaquin
    5) Solano

    QUESTION: What county is his death recorded in????????



    The weekend of his reported death I noticed that Sacramento had no record of his death.
    (http://www.coroner.saccounty.net/Pages/Record-Search.aspx)

    Since the death was reported by Johnny Fratto and confirmed later that day by TMZ (claiming a hospital worker said he died) I assumed it was a hoax.

    A month later and the little guy has not resurrected... so I thought I must be loco. So I contacted the other counties coroners...

    FYI
    Hospital at UC Davis in Yolo County.
    Rodeo is in Contra Costa County.
    Lafayette,where he's supposedly buried, is in Contra Costa County.
    San Joaquin County is an adjacent county.
    Solano County is an adjacent county.

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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the Howard100 news team will look into this... oh wait, nevermind.

    They are for shit just like Howard.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Rip little guy. May there be 100's of chubby little buttholes at your disposal wherever you are.
     
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    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    Did you check for "Derrick from Texas" ???
    :facepalm:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Jesus Christ, there would be no coroner's report. He died in a hospital, his body would have been released to the funeral home for burial or cremation. You only go to the coroner's office if they need to determine cause of death. Let the poor man rest in peace
     
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    I bet he's hanging out in Guam with Andy Kaufman.
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    And Elvis and Jim Morrison :c
     
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    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just curious, which county would have a record of his death.... where he died, lived or was buried?


    (Because I covered all 3)
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    No you didn't, you would have to contact the city or county clerk's office to get a death certificate and they charge for them, so you can't get them via internet or phone
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Yup, I knew someone who died at home in hospice care after a long illness and they just had to call the nurse to come and confirm the passing, and the funeral parlor picked up the descendant at home and took them to the funeral home.
     
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    and it won't have a cause of death unless you are a close relative and can prove it.
     
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    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    I emailed all the county clerks and they all basically said ,"There is no record of death for anyone by the name of Eric Lynch. Are you sure he died in this county?"
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    sick fucks up in this place calling coroner's offices, they have more important things to do, Jesus
     
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    Dude was tiny.. have you tried looking at Toys R Us???
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This could mean that Gonzoshitcock is in danger. If he hears the grinding sound of an electric motor bearing down on him, he should increase his walking pace by 1MPH.

    Or maybe just step off the curb.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    make up your mind

    . so I thought I must be loco. So I contacted the other counties coroners...
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    DS:

    Not so sure about that. One of my pals in San Fran got the death cert for one of my friends, just by going to City Hall.

    Of course, things may have changed recently with all the ID theft.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I can see where the due might be a little suspicious because I had a bit of a head-scratcher myself.

    Eric's boyfriend Jon said that Eric had stomach pain and was jaundiced on the Thursday before he died.

    Someone with Eric's health problems is jaundiced and you don't immediately call an ambulance??

    A little hard to believe that Jon could be that stupid.
     
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    This is probably true, but the premise of the original poster is much more entertaining. Therefore, I believe a conspiracy exists. I plan to search for Eric as hard as OJ searched for Nicole's killers. I'll keep you informed of my progress.
     
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    You can get one, anyone can, but from what I understand the part that says cause of death is will only be made available to close family members.