Eric the Midget sighting????

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Dec 22, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd like to see Beth fly with balloons. Maybe she could just fly away, far, far away.
     
  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The little guy missed out on what would've been the pinnacle of his short life.
     
  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    I've always suspected the validity of his "death". This is obvious proof.
     
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    I thought the same thing when I saw it on the news.

    Merry Christmas Eric. You were the last sentence in the final chapter of Stern.

    :rip:
     
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    Hes still dead?
     
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  7. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member VIP

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    As a door nail.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    I really miss the little guy's gruff little voice and attitude.
     
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    When I first heard that Eric was gone I doubted the validity of it. I mean how many "Eric is dead" rumors and hoaxes have there been over the years? I thought it was just another bit. I still keep waiting for him to pop up on Howard's show one day...
    I really do miss the little guy... the show is now worse (didn't think that was possible) without him being on it.
     
  10. FishySausage

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    This.
    I really never did understand why he was SO against this.
    Except the fact that he was a joyless little curmudgeon
     
  11. HorsetoothBeth

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    Eric didn't want anyone to see his body in it's natural (lack of) form outside his wheelchair. He was severely deformed. That's why he was upset with the pictures Shuli would take.

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    He reveled in it. :jj:
    He was our own Dr Evil.
     
  13. Anfkid

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    I hope gays did anal on his bench head
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I certainly wouldn't want the straights doin it.
    Rip midget. You're missed

     
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    ack ack
     
  16. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    Fuck him. He was always an ungrateful little prick. Hes dead and im glad...

    Fuck you Eric!

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    That cagey midget is still alive. Kim Jong Un needed a wily sidekick that was shorter than him. He found Eric, faked his death, secretly transported him to Pyongyang and used his vast knowledge of the internet to hack SONY's network. At his request, he is now living in North Korea's bunny ranch. His diet contains plenty of protein, and the liners of his mittens are very soft and warm.