Eric The Midget's boring Amazon Wishlist

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    I thought long and hard (whatever) about whether to post this, because its boring. It really is boring and you just ought to skip it because its just about the most short-sighted collection of random shit possible. Let an average 10 year old loose on Amazon, with the only instruction being "add whatever you want", same thing, excepting maybe the sneakers and loafers in toddler sizes for casual wednesdays.

    Here's what I know: If I'm clinging to life, I don't wrap myself in a blanket of cheez wiz and pringles and raspberry cream soda until I look homeless or my heart taps out.

    Evidence suggests he's a byproduct of completely unfit parents. They're tainted goods and were totally unfit to raise a child, much less turn him into the family circus that's into hentai and obsessed with large penises and related boards. A grown man terrified of the toilet flushing no matter many times you explain he won't be sucked into the pipes. Fuck it, it's just an example of the randomness of nature at it's finest. Let's get the torpedo out of the tube and use his shame to bring us closer together as a community, these moments are preciously scarce.

    http://www.amazon.com/Eric-S-Lynch/wishlist/3QVVQ8ZSK2C0Z

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    :facepalm: you didn't think long and hard enough
     
  3. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    That picture of Eric makes his face look like its perfect for swinging at with a baseball bat
     
  4. HooHoo

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    One item was a little perplexing - the 8oz (mini) soda cans. This breaks my heart because he doesn't realize that there's no rule or law that requires him to buy the little cans just because he's a fucking midget. And by the time someone breaks it to him, he'll probably be stinking in a shallow grave somewhere in the Angeles National Forest that a squirrel had already lovingly prepared.

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  5. SRD

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    they offer USED Pepsi?
     
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    fag Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Isn't there a way to delete his items?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Can you send him stuff that ISN'T on the list?
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Is he still alive ?


    What happened w/ the heart surgery ?
     
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    Oooof, Madon'!! He looks terrible!!!!

    [video=youtube;d0P4prQ5feQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0P4prQ5feQ[/video]
     
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    After his evaluation his Dr. said he doesn't need any surgery at the moment. So he can go back to his healthy diet of pepsi, mac & cheese and burger king.
     
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    :cheer:

    What if he lives to 90 ?
     
  13. Uncle Larry

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    He claims that people screw with his wish list - an evil person could clear an item from his list by indicating that it will be purchased elsewhere. Amazon will then take it off of the list and show it as purchased.

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    He needs to clean that shit up. He just adds and adds. he has outdated stuff on there from 2009 like office 2008
     
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    people buy him sht off that list.....the celebrity sf round table group bought him an item as well as Jonah H....
     
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    I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that. Same reason they invented mini pizza-bagels. For midgets.
     
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    Bums me out to look at all that useless shit.
     
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    :lol::backlol::haha::hilarious:
     
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    iPad Mini .... giggle