Eric the Midget's Twitter War

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  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    I don't know how many of you are on Twitter or have the good fortune to follow Eric the Midget's official account without having been blocked, but here's something odd I say happening over the last few days.

    What follows is a rough skeleton of a Twitter battle Eric waged in defense of his treatment of a young girl he mistook for a Czechoslovakian porn star.

    I didn't include all the hate that came his way, but you can check his Twitter feed and find all of them. It's fucking hilarious.

    And no, this isn't made up. It all happened. He's really this insane. My apologies for the qualities of the screen captures. I don't have much to work with.

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    Eric the Shit-Cock begins by telling his followers to follow an account he believes to belong to one of his favorite porn stars, Mandy May aka Iva Kleinova.

    Note how nasty and raw he talks about her, likely due to Eric spending so much time on porn sites he thinks this is how real people talk about women.

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    Of course, she's not the porn star Eric thought. She's just an innocent victim who's become unwittingly entangled in a web of midget shit.


    This guy tries to help and is scolded by the tiny tyrant's terrible tongue.

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    In a rare moment of clarity, Eric attempts to explain his perverse wrongdoing.

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    This is shortlived. Eric notices the girl called him a name in her last response. He lashes out by calling a complete stranger, who is the victim of his own negligence, a bitch. Classy, classy guy.

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    He is now blaming her for not being who he thought she was!! Simply amazing.

    Here, another good Samaritan tries to remind Eric that most people aren't normally this evil towards perfect strangers, but the malevolent mite is having none of it!

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    We can see Eric's mental illness in action. He has responded three different times to the same post, hoping one of his blithering attempts will somehow justify his behavior. It's the definition of insanity: He's repeating the same actions and expecting different results.


    Eric, possibly coming to the realization that the stranger he's dragged into a whirlwind of stupidity might not fuck him, finally decides to play the pity angle by telling her how he is constantly bullied. That should do the trick!

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    Two full days later, Eric finally issues a proper apology, using a silly lie for an excuse. By now, Lisa G has become involved and Eric has tagged her in many of his previous angry tweets. I suppose this is an attempt to get a mention on a Howard News Brief. This is the life of Eric the Midget.

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    Eric's victim, exhausted from two days of mistaken identity related chaos, issues a final tweet begging to be left alone. In the last 2.5 days she has been tagged in nearly 40 of Eric's bizarre, curse-laden rants.

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    This is an incomplete picture, but gives you an idea of the insanity that is Eric the Midget's Twitter account. I noticed it the day it started (Friday) and was surprised to see it was still going on today.

    Over the course of the war, the mistaken Mandy became convinced that Eric was a legitimate famous actor who was attracting unwanted attention to her account. She had to block several strange new followers as well as change her privacy settings. Shortly after Eric's first few Tweets to her, she told him it was no big deal, all was forgiven and she found the whole ordeal humorous. Yet this did not stop Eric from tagging her in every single tweet to his naysayers over the next 3 days.
     
  2. eliasbboy

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    :rofl:

    That was a lot of work to post, and I really appreciate it. He is a complete whacko.:jj::etm:
     
  3. gayandloud

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    Brilliant. This is awesome. I've got his twitter feed up right now, but I'd missed this.

    This is great too:
    @iamclive15 @lisag30d The only cock my human hands have ever touched is my own cock and that is the cock my hands will ever go near.
     
  4. Vdrummer35

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    wow, etm is hitting the edge of the insanity pretty hard.
    reps if i can.
     
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    Someone needs to ask that little dude if he drinks, or does drugs.
     
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    the little fucker doesn't have hands to drink or use drugs.
    claws limit a little man to only having a damaged mind.
     
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    eric is proof shit walks...oh wait..nevermind
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    We really should send the little bastard up in a space capsule or something. Or make him King Of The Moon. He could probably ALMOST walk in 1/6 gravity I bet
     
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    etm's so used to jon carring him around like a baby that he couldn't walddle his way across the moons surface.
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    And with the computer. And the phone. And the tv watching. And the twittering. He's in that chair like the little crippled wizard of oz. Twisting turning squirming. YEEECCCHHH!

    Ya know?
     
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    If he does, a shot glass is like a full keg to him.
     
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    I bet he could walk on LSD
     
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    "Yeah Eric! Coke is a great drug! If you're powerchairing to St Louis! <<<<<wheeeze>>>>>....but uhhm"

    :artiejj:
     
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    that fat little retard leaves snail tracks everywhere goes, if jon doesn't carry him like the baby that he is.
     
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    I love how his feet point in the same direction


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :jj:
     
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    Back and to the left. Back and to the left! Oh Christ! :jj:
     
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    His battles with Toast King would be epic. Insanity Prawn Boy already speaks Ericese. Light the fuse on that rocket ship asap.
     
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    his feet point in the direction that he thinks his life wants him to go, in both directions?
     
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    Saw that one coming down 5th avenue in a powerchair...
     
  20. Herc

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    Eric has to be a slow adult . . .