Eric The Midget's Voicemail to Natalie Maines (NSFW)

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  1. RoachCoachJokes

    RoachCoachJokes Well-Known Member

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    Damn.

    That little guy had serious problems.



    My guess is one of his weird followers online, on Stickam or wherever, wrote the script for him and put him up to it. Same goes for a lot of his other weird voicemails that would be played on-air.
     
  2. Rhinosaucerous

    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    He's a poor man's wack packer. I will never understand the hype surrounding this mediocrity.
     
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    What, you don't think Eric came up with "chubby little butthole" on his own?
     
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    And now he's a bench.
     
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    Wow that's crazy as hell never heard this one xD. Cheers!
     
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    I love the little guy but his parents gave him major issues. you combine the bs they raised him with (you are no different then anyone else, even though he was) and his desire to be famous and you get this.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    "Chubby little butthole" :jj:
     
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    I miss the little guy. :rip:

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    what does the little white sign say on the grave stool/bench?
     
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    You could feel sorry for eric at one level,because he was born with a fucked up body,but what makes him okay to goof on is the fact disability or not he would have been a fucking asshole and rather a creep.
     
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    I loved it when he told Fred he was going to break his fingers. WTF?
     
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    Says... I am club fucking footed
     
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    Right.

    And that weird dispute he had with a TV show because he didn't think he got enough free soft drinks or whatever... I thought at the time that someone online must have gotten him worked up and talked him into thinking it was a major injustice, meanwhile laughing at him. It was too weird and petty, for even him to come up with. He was very gullible and easily led around (see: phony phone calls he thought were genuine), so I could see it happening.
     
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    "He knew what to do"
     
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    To be honest, I think howard was fascinated by him and liked him as much as howard can be friends with someone. He was allowed to phone in time and time again ,despite most of the time being boring . He only entertained when he was pranked. I think the 'evil midget',the 'angry midget' sthick created by the show was quite good at times , just shows how howard or those writing for him can make someone who is so mediocre who hardly says anything of note entertaining in the slightest.

    I think being on the show all that went with it actually kept him alive for as long as he was. I thought he parents,were a bit wrong headed over it to be honest. Sure stern wasn't having him on purely for unselfish reasons, but I think in erics case it was more mutual exploitation.
     
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    I use to talk to him during his show and told him.."you don't need howard, howard needs you"..he lap that up
     
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    Elias is the King Of All ETM gifs.

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    I opened myself up to all of those responses but seriously does anyone know what it says? I am curious if his parents were so paranoid that they put some stupid "stay away" sign on his grave.
     
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    This should have been the headstone.


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