Entertainment Erin Heatherton Too Fat for VS!!!

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    Modeling panties for Victoria’s Secret is hard work. First, you’ve got to be able to walk a straight line (my clumsy ass is out). Then you’ve got to be able to walk down the runway without your coochie lips making a break for it out the sides of said panties. Not to mention that you’ve got to do it all while wearing one of Lady Gaga’s rejected tour costumes (rejected for not looking busted enough). And according to former Victoria’s Secret Angel Erin Heatherton, you also have to be as skinny enough to fit into a pair of panties the size of a dancer’s foot thong.

    Erin, or as Leonardo DiCaprio knows her, Model #6201-4, recently admitted toTIME (via the New York Post) that she was told to drop some pounds after her last two Victoria’s Secret runway shows. So she started working out hard and eating healthy, even though I’m sure Victoria’s Secret was totally willing to send her a tapeworm. “Erin, meet your new best friend, Tapey. You’ll be strutting down that runway to the tune of your own bones jingling like a xylophone in no time!

    Eventually Erin says she got to the point where she came home from a workout and thought about saying “Fuck it” to eating food. She wasn’t able to lose any more weight in time for her final VS show in 2013 (the one you’re looking at above), and shortly after the show, she handed in her wings and quit. TIME says they didn’t get a response from Victoria’s Secret after they asked them about Erin’s story. Well, DUH. Of course they’re not going to blab; it’s called Victoria’s Secret for a reason.

    If Erin’s story is true and she was told to start sipping bottles of calorie-free air to get skinny enough for the show, then I think it’s safe to say that Cheryl Tiegs just fell in love.

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    Well, it's kinda the job to fit into those tiny-ass clothes!!!
     
  2. queerface

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    I love freckles.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What a fatass
     
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    That's really sad.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Hmm, I don't know. I don't think it was her enormous belly that cost her the job, it's the enormous belly and the fact that she's a freckly ginger.
     
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    :snicker:

    It just shows how fukkt up that world is.

    I think she looks great!!!
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the perfect size to hop right on
     
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    Who, that cow? Gross.
     
  10. DiamondGoddess

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    :hilarious:

    She was one of Leo's 10 minute girlfriends.

    (I always get skeeved when they show the casting for the VS fashion show. The models do a little runway walk in front of this weird old queen and his henchwomen.)
     
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    He's just bragging. I only need 2 minutes.
     
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    :roll:
     
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    On today's show, Howard said any girl above a size four is fat. He was kidding, I think.
     
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    Too skinny for me :dontknow:
     
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    Poor girl. Will she ever find love?
     
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    That sounds like Howard's usual take - did Robin weigh in on that theory?
     
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    It really is unfair that a layer of cloth centimeters thick separates us from the visual highlight of our lives
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    Looks good to me. She fills those underwear out nicely. :hump:
     
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    Girls like that I always had to hit em with a rock to get their attention :(