Ernie or Bert?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Mar 8, 2014.

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Ernie for the world, Bert for the win?

Poll closed Mar 13, 2014.
  1. Ernie

    40.0%
  2. Bert

    60.0%
  1. Diogenes1

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lennon and McCartney, Jagger and Richards, Plant and Page, Difford and Tillbrook. They're great. But let us consider the genius of Ernie and Bert.

    But they are not musicians, you argue. Au contraire! They are! Behold the genius of, "Rub Your Tummy," "Loud and Soft" and "Dance Myself to Sleep." Who cares that they didn't write their best songs or biggest riffs? That didn't stop Led Zeppelin!* This is sheer brilliance on the order of, well, not The Beatles, because saying that may well get me banned*, but the Monkees* and Deep Purple* for sure.

    So... vote!
     
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    [video=youtube;oGbJoxNZZU0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGbJoxNZZU0&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;kk1Y4xo4XJ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1Y4xo4XJ4&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    Oh
     
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    I can't eat cookies in bed because of these two :(
     
  8. Daemon

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    Ernie sucks!!

    Bert all the way.
     
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    Bert looks like he'd jerk off in front of old people.
     
  10. Daemon

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    Ernie's one of those mooches who gets by on personality alone. You know Bert's paying all the bills. So Bert can jerk off in front of whoever he wants.

    :gflash:
     
  11. sarnie

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    pitcher? catcher?
     
  12. Daemon

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    Who are you talking to?