CCTV Escalators continue to be Hazardous to your Health

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    errant shopping carts appear to be more dangerous than escalators..
     
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    In fairness that could have happened on regular stairs, or even the handi ramps.
     
  6. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Sum ting wong

     
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    Only 4 non lazy's took the stairs while everyone else jammed onto that thing.
     
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    The LOL's are strong in this one ....

     
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    That's always been my favorite.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    As a little kid, I had a recurring nightmare about being pulled down through the grill at the bottom of the escalator. I used to jump off when I was two steps from the bottom.
     
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    I was expecting the gruesome usual, but that surprise from above had me cracking up.
     
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    That's awesome. I bet that's how she ended up in a wheelchair to start with. Being stupid.
     
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    What in the hell did that person think was gonna happen?
     
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    still one of the best .gifs

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    Better safe than sorry. Have you ever seen what it looks like when they disassemble an escalator?

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    Nothing gets by you, Columbo. :ucoffee:
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. That's what you get for being a lazy fuck.
     
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    Is the stroller ok