Escapee Dude was shot 3 times in the head

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    He also has minor bug bites, some small abrasions and a few blisters.
    However, authorities a 'pretty certain' the massive head trauma from three gunshot wounds caused his death.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    he should get a salve for that
     
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    Good.
    Now shoot the other guy four times in the head.
     
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  5. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking he wanted to die after it came out that he was cramming the tailor shop beast.
     
  6. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    no Sweat.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Always aim for the head first if possible.
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Tea Tree oil
     
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  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    But please don't harm his well endowed penis TIA
     
  10. freds

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    what have you done to yourself, teeney?
     
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  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I transitioned
     
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    It's cheaper than paying to feed him for the next 50 years.
     
  13. freds

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    this is worse than #10 becoming danasboyfriend.
     
  14. freds

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    what do we call you now, "LissyD"?

    i can't spell that thing.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    This is getting regoddamndiculous
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Cheval Schlong
     
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    :fil:
     
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    :umm:
     
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    3 head shots? maybe they thought they were hunting zombies.
     
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    First round killed him.
    The officer felt compelled to immediately clean his gun and it accidently fired to more rounds.
    These things happen o_O
     
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