Escort Theory - Howard on Hookers

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    I still haven't bought into the "Beth Was An Escort" theory, but you folks do make it entertaining.

    I was listening to the 1/4/12 show -- Rachel Butera is the best thing they've had on in months -- and heard the following, submitted for your approval. Talking about the Hoff's new "alien themed whorehouse" idea.

    (Useless Robin interruptions sanitized for your protection.)

    Honestly he seemed quite sincere and I didn't sense any irony, self-awareness, or cognitive dissonance; then again I rarely do with him. (I certainly remember the Artie discussions he's referring to.) But I thought some people here might find it interesting.

    I think the other usual components of the Escort Theory are (a) Beth Ostrosky Stern's lack of documented European work (but she could have been doing ANYTHING there, from getting married to slumming around to working as a fluffer) and (b) Alec Baldwin's reference to her as an escort in a Howard interview...

    Please feel free to lay out additional evidence here... or ignore it... whatever. :)
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    All women are hookers in one way or another! They use their bodies to get something they want from men who are powerless to the vaginas and boobs.
     
  3. fletchman71

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    Wasn't Ross Zapin's wife a real hooker, ahem, I mean "escort"?
     
  4. HORSETOOTHED

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    That Beth was a prostitute is a well established comedy fact. Any additional evidence is just icing on the cake. :D
     
  5. tv910

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    Howard seems to have a strange obsession with the movie Pretty Woman, but I'm not sure if it's because he thinks the plot mirrors his relationship with Beth or he has a gay crush on Richard Gere.
     
  6. wife is a whore

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    On one of the Vegas trips they played hooker and john.
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you never marry the help.
     
  8. Peau de Soie

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    At least he finally got over that repetitive "tie her up on the bed and then just leave" fantasy. Poor Angie Everheart. (Hmm, I wonder when that babysitter fetish will be put to rest then?)
     
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    If not an actual escort, then obviously a veteran prowler/stalker of rich, successful men (preferably celebrities, since being famous is so important to her).
     
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    Yep. Didn't Howard admit the other day that she's dated a lot of rich guys?

    I don't know about her ever being a prostitute, but she's definitely opportunistic.
    She stayed in line for the 7 years or so they dated and when she finally got that ring on her finger she became an "author", a "television personality", "an animal charity spokesperson", out at red carpets all over New York.
     
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    I think he said "a lot of guys have paid for Beth. And Beth dated a lot of guys that she had to pay for."

    It was during the hottest chick/oldest guy bit.
     
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    Lying comes as naturally to Howard as breathing. He's also extremely delusional, and will not admit, even to himself, that the woman he married might have a past. There were lots of 'tells' in that quote.

    "Although I've seen some whores that really do look like aliens. They're nasty..."

    Beth is attractive and well groomed -- ergo, she couldn't be a hooker. :rolleye:

    "From guys I know that are into hookers -- and that was never my thing -- uh, but, but, you know, and Artie used to talk about it all the time..."

    That sounds like, "my friend is having a problem" and everyone knows you're the "friend". Why the need to say it's not his thing?

    Nothing has ever been mentioned about marriage, which I think it would have been, as it would have made her look more reputable. Slumming, fluffing? Who knows?

    Escorts are hired to be seen with, and/or for companionship. There's no obligation to have sex, but if it happens, there's some cash involved. Howard can easily convince himself that that sort of thing never happened. He never denied it when Sandra Bernhard said Beth was a known party girl looking for a rich husband.

    "that, like, you'd go to Vegas, so like girls who are professional models and stuff will be whores. Like they'll come to your room and spend the whole weekend with ya."

    "He was my boyfriend, Howurd -- it was a two day relationship! We tried to make it work but..."

    We've seen no proof, one way or another, but the carefully constructed (and inconsistant) stories indicate that something is being left out.
     
  13. Willowglen

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    None. Both Angie Everhart and Robin Givens where both Buchwald clients that agreed to say they "dated" Howard to try and fill in the revisionist history timeline between the time he claims he started nailing the amaaaaazing one and when he actually did start nailing her. The only place Howard ever saw Angie naked was in Playboy.
     
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    I remember a time when Jason admitted to jerking off being more preferable than having sex with his girlfriend. And this was his response.



    I guess Beth's pussy must be worth $100.9 million dollars if Howard is left to do it himself. Hah, what a tool. And he thinks he's creating content worthy of being in the Radio Hall of Fame! Keep getting high, has-been!

    By the way, I heard Howard went after Amanda Peet again. When was this?
     
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    From reading boards for the last few years, it seems that there are just WAY to many inconsistancies with how they met, when they met, etc....I think he's full of shit and she probably was an escort at this point. No pictures have surfaced as far as her "modeling" in Europe. She most likely has drank from the mule of loads of Middle Eastern gentlemen.
     
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    Right at the very end of Wednesday's show.
     
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    you can't be sure about that (are you)????? were angie and robin really buchwald clients?
    more and more parts of the puzzle are being found. hmmmmmm.