ESPN is showing this baseball game from Pittsburgh.

Fucking A, people actually live there.

Unbelievable.

 

dave did you soak your teeth?

 

dont forget your geritol

 

Sounds like someone lives in Pittsburgh.

 

do i need to call the nurse to come change your diaper?

 

I'm sorry, what was that?

I was finger combing my rockstar hair.

 

Thanks, Dave.

 

Pittsburgh has done a nice job of not becoming Detroit or Cleveland.


and they have the best ballpark in MLB. bar none, rockstar.

 

Pittsburgh needs to build walls to keep toothless hillbillies from ohio and west virginia out.

 

Pittsburgh gets voted Most Livable City on the reg, Dave.

I'm sure your opinion of Pittsburgh is that it's a dirty steel town, which it hasn't been in 40 years.

Again, you're showing your age, old timer.

 

Nobody gives a fuck about that shitty place. If you don't kill yourself falling out of the stands you'll melt from the unbearable heat.

 

true i dont like baseball and im not going back anytime soon

 

great stadium, great city

 

Real Talk.

Proud to be from there.

 

Dave loves to talk shit about places he has never been.