ESPNs Bullshit Analysts

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  1. Blackie

    Blackie Member

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    have to be mentally challenged. seriously, last year chris carter didn't put Calvin Johnson in his top 5 WRs and look what happened... now, ron jaworski is playing the role of dumb as fuck, and ranked Matthew Stafford #14 out of the 32 qb's. 14th??? they're saying there is 13 better qb's than this nigga...

    [video=youtube_share;kEXwMkBZ45E]http://youtu.be/kEXwMkBZ45E[/video]

    watch that, and name me 13 qb's better than him. this dude is with Rodgers and Brady as the top 3 talents at qb. espn is dumb.

    thanks
     
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  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    he's made of glass...
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was half paying attention to him, but i thought he said Joe Flacco has the best arm in the game. :right:
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Well, this is your year.

    You can watch Chris Berman call the opening nights MNF game, they just announced that.

    Lee Corso will be back.

    And that other major college football douchebag will be back too. Actually there is a bunch of them.
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I read your post in a Chris Rock voice.
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Brady, Rodgers, and STAFFORD? :weird:


    Blackie you are batshit crazy.
     
  7. Blackie

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    you postin about some shit you just supposed to do
     
  8. Blackie

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    Brees arm is too weak, and he is old. Matt Ryan will be fail in 3 years imo. who is 3?
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    I read that 6 times and still didnt get it.
     
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    Newton over Stafford
     
  11. Avery

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    "Elite" Eli Manning
     
  12. Blackie

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    1:22 is a 25 year old Favre cannon...
     
  13. Blackie

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    it's a play on one of his bits. pretty witty if you know his comedy. :facepalm:
     
  14. Blackie

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    he's a baller, no doubt. a part of the future. but watch that video, and be honest...
     
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    Oh, I only saw him in that movie with Jackie Chan. Never seen his stand up act.
     
  16. Blackie

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    when stafford is eli's age, I bet he is just as decorated... maybe more.
     
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    IF he and Megatron could stay on the field at the same time he could put up top 5 numbers
     
  18. Blackie

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    that's why you had to read it 6 times :brotha:
     
  19. Blackie

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    I'll bet that if that offense stays healthy, he puts up the top numbers. the potential is deadly yo.
     
  20. banksy

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    all day long

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