Est. how long it will take the smoke to vacate your rectum once Obamas done speaking

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    I felt it particularly hard here. I'm anticipating my anus will be venting smoke for two, to two & a half hours....


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    LOL, bad day for the haters
     
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    You're supposed to be listening with your ears, not your ass.

    But since your head is up your ass, I understand.
     
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    :facepalm: :poke:
    The phrase "blowing smoke", meaning to deceive and/or distract, has been around for years. The "up ones ass" part is a fairly new addition. The origin of the "blowing smoke" part is from stage magic, where magicians use smoke to hide their actions or to distract the audience. So if your actions were meant to distract or deceive, you were said to be blowing smoke. Of course, anyone who studies American slang knows that pretty much any phrase can be improved by adding a reference to someones ass, so I suppose it's inevitable the that is where the smoke would eventually be blown.

     
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    Do you ever shut the fuck up about A group of lovely people and your asshole?

    Fat, racist faggot
     
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    This thread is ​very controversial.
     
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    Did Mom bring your lunch down to you before or after Obama's speech ??


    "I said EX-SHTRA Mayo, Ma.... Ex-Shtra" !!

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    I like Obama.
     
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    Much like choosing to name yourself after an Anus
     
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    LOL, bad day for the economy.
     
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    Way to contribute, Einstein
     
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    :lol:

    That's awesome.
     
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    Yeeaaah...that's Obama's fault too