WTF Et tu, Miss Mayonnaise?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I made lovely chicken breasts for dinner and paired them with some beautiful asparagus and my girlfriend only ate like half and admitted it would have been better with ranch.

    Maybe you guys are right. Maybe I really can't cook. :tears:


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    Ranch?
    :confused:
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Not to mention that she requested the most white trash of all the condiments. The white girl's catnip.


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    You need to expand your cooking. Every week it's either steak and asparagus or grilled chicken and asparagus. The internet is full of interesting recipes.
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The next thing I'm gonna try is jalapeño poppers @headerheader

    Or meatballs
     
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  6. Sea Slob

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    I had a slice of banana bread. Having said that, I bet @EasyJesus will bust in here with a pic of the eggs benedict some sub just delivered with a brioche french toast, real Canadian maple syrup and fresh squeezed OJ :no:
     
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    She works long hours is why you do most of the cooking?
     
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  8. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister ☠ Gold

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    Let's see the fucking chicken
     
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  9. Mr Sinister

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    She's also probably sick of eating asparagus with every single meal you make
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No, she made dinner the last two times
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Spray yourself in the face with DDT
     
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    I had a piece of pizza and a Danish leftover from yesterday :grad:
     
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    I don't know how to make anything else healthy :jj:
     
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  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    It's like when the old black music teacher would realize some students were hopeless at playing music.

    He'd scratch his head and moan out "go put your horn away"
     
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    Sounds like she may be eating elsewhere on the side.
     
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    Lil Mayo loves asparagus don't he
     
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  19. Mr Sinister

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    You can't steam some fucking broccoli


    Bake a potatoe



    For fucks sake man
     
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    :scratch: You ate Charon's ass for breakfast? :dontknow:
     
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