ETM considering writing a book about his 10yrs on the show...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    you gotta be fucking kidding me! Please get real Eric. You cant act and you cant write.
    And no one is interested in you. That'd why you cant give away that shit app of yours.

    Besides that'd be a horrible waste of paper. What did trees ever do to you?
     
  2. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't he have 2 club feet in the grave already. Chop chop midget.
     
  3. MissKitty

    MissKitty Meow

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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    It's club fuckin binded, ya asswipe!
     
  5. mpa

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    Dougie the Puggie goes to the Bunny Ranch
     
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    Eric has a better chance of selling pork products to Muslims.
     
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    he already did

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  8. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    It's revisionist midget HISTORY, ya asswipe!

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    Another bullshit venture that will never happen. Just like the modeling and talent agency, the world's best stripper tour, the children's book, the movie script(s), the list goes on. If eric really wants to write an entertaining book he should capitalize on his horrible spelling and grammar, not hire an editor and name it The Worst Book Ever Written by Eric the Author.
     
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    Cant wait for the book!
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    The modeling thing was uber creepy.
     
  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    hopefully he voices the audio version. it would take ten years to listen to it with his delivery.
     
  13. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    You know what? I'm tired of this shit. Yeah I goof on Eric and make unflattering chops, but I still respect him. I ack-acknowledge that I'm no better than him. Yeah, sure I can walk and drive and pay my own rent. Sure I work and don't ask people for money. Yeah, sure I don't need a redneck Dutchman to wipe my ass or wash my jizz-filled pillows. And I admit, I don't rely on the tax payers to provide for me when my parents can...and I never hide income from the IRS. But still, I'm just like Eric. Even though I've been in several long term relationships with attractive women and can get laid regularly...and workout three times a week and don't watch TV...I'm just like Eric.

    So when you insult him, you insult me. So cut the shit!!
     
  14. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ^ Maybe the bestest thread response ive ever read! Bravo!
     
  15. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Spazz and Elias could make a coffee table book of only ETM photoshops they've made and it would sell more that ANY book by ETM.
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Now this i would buy in a heart beat!!!
     
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    it could fold out into it's own little table with club fuckin feet

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  18. Wonder Trash

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    He and Howard have a good deal in common.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Book Title:

    Clawing My Way To The Top
     
  20. yippeekyaa

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    :lol: Brilliant