ETM doesn't want to be Derick anymore. Fratto just posted their private conversation…

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975
  2. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    340,316
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,749
    geezus..Eric/Derrick sounds like one of those annoying chicks that keep threatening to break up with you, but always come running back.
     
  3. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,270
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,999
    what's 8 x 7?
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    250,191
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,573
    Likes Received:
    49,859
    No fucking way Eric is texting Johnny with an iphone with these claws...

    [​IMG]
     
  5. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975
    He uses iPad. And a lot of the time he uses Siri. I checked his twitter feed the other day and that's what he said was using.
     
  6. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,101
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,852
    Likes Received:
    472
    Really?! Siri understands that delivery? I'm impressed! :thumbup2:
     
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,861
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,584
    How can Siri understand him? It has to take awhile for him to text.
     
  8. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,861
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,584
    Dang :ninja:
     
  9. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975


    I always wondered how the fuck can that little guy write a dozen tweets in the span of few minutes when his hands are so handicapped. He mentioned Siri and I read this: http://www.apple.com/ios/siri/siri-faq/ It learns your voice. I'm guessing first few sentences he uttered were all gibberish but it adapted pretty well judging from his latest tweets.
     
  10. BonDuckwald

    BonDuckwald Active Member

    Reputations:
    -9,646
    Joined:
    May 16, 2013
    Messages:
    528
    Likes Received:
    50
    This is all in Eric's head. He needs to go see Dr. Sarno.
     
  11. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    163,538
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    13,366
    Likes Received:
    23,161
    ETM's problem is that he's a little jerkoff.
    He could be king of the wackpackers if he just gained a little sense of humor. But then I guess that's why he's so great. He CAN'T laugh at himself
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    340,316
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,749
    Did this turn into a Howard thread?
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    Derrick is my new hero. Who is Eric?
     
  14. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

    Reputations:
    50,095
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,440
    Likes Received:
    9,090
    This is just too dumb. Presto.
     
  15. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,101
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,852
    Likes Received:
    472
    In all seriousness, watching all that in action would be a great ad for Apple
     
  16. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

    Reputations:
    62,599
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2012
    Messages:
    11,806
    Likes Received:
    13,008
    Johnny is hilarious in those text messages... :jj: Eric is a little shit that ultimately ruins everything.
     
  17. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975
    He has no sense of humor :(

    I think he has laughed once or twice when on the show. I doubt he ever laughed at himself.
     
  18. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    432,808
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,023
    Likes Received:
    60,442
    meltdown

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    432,808
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,023
    Likes Received:
    60,442
    that's not a rotten plum. he's just a crip.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    26,253
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    11,708
    Likes Received:
    3,996
    Fratto fancies himself a comedy producer for the stern show. :facepalm: This bit is worse than any other he has cooked up.