ETM doesn't want to be Derick anymore. Fratto just posted their private conversation…

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  1. NotMyBro

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    geezus..Eric/Derrick sounds like one of those annoying chicks that keep threatening to break up with you, but always come running back.
     
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    what's 8 x 7?
     
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    No fucking way Eric is texting Johnny with an iphone with these claws...

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    He uses iPad. And a lot of the time he uses Siri. I checked his twitter feed the other day and that's what he said was using.
     
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    Really?! Siri understands that delivery? I'm impressed! :thumbup2:
     
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    How can Siri understand him? It has to take awhile for him to text.
     
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    Dang :ninja:
     
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    I always wondered how the fuck can that little guy write a dozen tweets in the span of few minutes when his hands are so handicapped. He mentioned Siri and I read this: http://www.apple.com/ios/siri/siri-faq/ It learns your voice. I'm guessing first few sentences he uttered were all gibberish but it adapted pretty well judging from his latest tweets.
     
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    This is all in Eric's head. He needs to go see Dr. Sarno.
     
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    ETM's problem is that he's a little jerkoff.
    He could be king of the wackpackers if he just gained a little sense of humor. But then I guess that's why he's so great. He CAN'T laugh at himself
     
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    Did this turn into a Howard thread?
     
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    Derrick is my new hero. Who is Eric?
     
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    This is just too dumb. Presto.
     
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    In all seriousness, watching all that in action would be a great ad for Apple
     
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    Johnny is hilarious in those text messages... :jj: Eric is a little shit that ultimately ruins everything.
     
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    He has no sense of humor :(

    I think he has laughed once or twice when on the show. I doubt he ever laughed at himself.
     
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    meltdown

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    that's not a rotten plum. he's just a crip.

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    Fratto fancies himself a comedy producer for the stern show. :facepalm: This bit is worse than any other he has cooked up.