[h=1]Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch SEPTEMBER 24--A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report.[/h]The human-furniture coupling was interrupted earlier this month when an off-duty cop out jogging late one night spotted Gerard Streator, 46, trysting with the yellow couch, which had been left at a Waukesha curb. As detailed in a misdemeanor criminal complaint charging Streator with lewd and lascivious behavior, Officer Ryan Edwards reported seeing â€œa subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.â€ The cop noted that he â€œcould see the maleâ€™s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.â€ As he approached the couch, Edwards yelled, â€œWhat are you doing?â€ Streator, investigators allege, responded by jumping up and running away. As Streator fled, Edwards reported, he â€œcould see that the defendantâ€™s penis was erect.â€ Edwards concluded that Streator â€œhad been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.â€ It is unclear whether the reference to two cushions meant that the couch was, in fact, a love seat. Edwards chased Streator to his apartment building, but the suspect â€œquickly pulled the door closed behind him.â€ He was arrested the following day at the hotel where he works.