ETM's amazon wish list...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Looks like the little guy is creating a little village. Why? So he can become his very own Gulliver and subdue the Lilliputians as people do him all day long? Bah-hahahhaha!!!
     
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    55 pages worth? I sure hope he has working legs somewhere in that wish list.
     
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    Fuckin PRICELESS!!!!
     
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    Cologne, train set shit, sports jerseys, countless packs of playing cards, video games, DVD box sets, cases of life savers and pop rocks...

    All the accessories a pre-pubecent boy could want.
     
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    [h=1]what a fucking lunatic he is;

    Arrowhead Bottled Water, 24-Ounce Sport Cap Bottles (Pack of 28)by Arrowhead
    1.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review) |
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    [TD]Note: $73.10 shipping when purchased from Otto's European Import Store (Worldwide). Not eligible for Amazon Prime.
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    I'd rather see his Ebay selling history list.
     
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    Eric has the worst taste ever! I love how he wants a Nintendo Wii. Don't you have to be able to flail your arms about to play a Wii? And look at all the candy the little fatass wants! I thought employees got that for free at Wonka's.
     
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    I am floored people are buying anything for him
     
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    mini grifter
     
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    Oh, how I wish Cash on Delivery was still an option...........:evil:
     
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    didn't there used to be a way to put things in your cart on amazon so the items would disappear from his wish list, without actually purchasing the item?
     
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    People are going to buy him candy to try and speed up his death
     
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    Don't care what he says, I don't believe Amazon can get Diana DeGarmo for him.
     
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    Not buying anything on that list unless its a helium tank and a whole bunch of balloons.
     
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    What an odd list. I can only imagine that he sits around eating candy and drinking soda, playing online role-playing games, and never moving. Kind of like this episode of Southpark:
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    I would throw my money into a bonfire before spending any of it on that ungrateful, unfunny twerp.
     
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    Allegedly...........again I say allegedly......

    There is an option to "buy this gift elsewhere" for each item. I've heard that you can easily make a "mult" account and go through the list and choose that option for each of the items listed and it will remove them from the list. This might also explain why some of the items on the list show that someone has bought them for him when in fact no one actually has. I don't have a clue why I know this information.
     
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    Frankly. I'm ready for him to die. Yes, yes, I'm sorry about your afflictions but that doesn't mean I should pay for them. Go fuck yourself
     
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    I have often wanted someone to send me 100 boxes of Wild Cherry lifesavers.