Eulogy for ze Galypagetvo

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Zank you evelybody vor coming, and zank you @gilaet vor asking me to do ze eulogy vor our vely own skeletal norvegian lape survivor.
    I had ze plivelidge of seeing Galy on stickam vis his pal @big faggy, vhere ve saw his pale girl arms covered in veird bangles and blacelets, typing on a pink keyboard.
    Ve zen formed a special bond vhen he begged to be interviewed by ze news team about being bullied by @DarkFriday, asking vor refugee status, vanting me to mediate on his behalf vis @dawg.
    I had gleat pleasure in lefusing.
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    Galys secret lover, Geoff (pictured, courtesy norwegian fag dog companions ltd)

    He did plovide us vis ze scoop about @DarkFriday being kung foo'd back civilian stleet by Dawg.
    Vor zat, ve are gleatful. Vell, not leally.
    Galy vas a leknown musician, entitled rich blat, vhiner and attention seeking gutterznipe. He looked like a 14 year old anolexic girl, but posted like a 9 year old fat girl vis daddy issues.
    He vas semi lacist, he did not tolerate ze octaloons, ze neegers, chinee or speecs, a clear violation of ze dawgzhed lules. No one likes a lacist unless he posts in ze Howvard folum.
    Galy had some stand out moments, however.
    His vaggy use of :cool: vhen talking to @hidden dragon , @Reggae Mistress and @Pill Queen endeares him to thousands of shirt lifting butt bandits all over ze folum, such as Dleam Zeatre and @Tiny Tony.

    In a unvorseen turn of events, he vas tlagically shot in ze balls today by a gloup of labid modelators led by ze Gilaet, Anfkeed and hot piece of mod boontang Hidden Dlagon.
    Ve vish his spilit godspeed to ze afterlife, vhere he shall feast on unending lutefisk, overcooked supermarket pizza and be surrounded by small canines vis puckered anuses, his favourite zings.
    Lest in Peace, Galy. Lest in peace.

    Vor Dawg, vor Dawgshed news, zis has been your undead overlord, Mr Dlacula.
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  2. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    He was the best/most entertaining poster on this site, by far.

    GP2 threads always deliver.
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Who?
     
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  4. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    he had a serious anti-amphibian racist streak. i think he was once cuckolded by a chameleon, although i can't imagine he ever had a live girlfriend that was not inflated by a bicycle pump.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    the day the music died
     
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    He was one of the greats.

    This site needs more like him, not less.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Did he finally melt down in that thread?
     
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    he will be back in a month
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Rest in peace Gary, may your spirit twinkle on...
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'm positive I don't have to worry about this, but hypothetically, if Dawg made me a mod, would he make Neesie and Sstressed take me off ignore. :GL:
     
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    he was given more opportunities than was fair to anyone. he chose to commit suicide by dawg. who can tell why? the insane have their own logic that the rest of us just cannot hope to understand.
     
  12. Scotty4x4

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    h7y8rtu7 o_O
     
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    :( what happened
     
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    It's all my fault :depressed:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    Close game tonight.
     
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    Suicide by MOD GP2 style :cool:

























    :haha:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    how is it your fault that he wouldn't unblock you???
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    In honor of Gary, this thread is now about Chriza's favorite foods!! :yay:


    Let's start with the obvious:

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  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    For Gary, burnt meatloaf:

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