Eurovision Song Contest 2013 Semi-Finals Viewing Thread

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Gayest and worst music competition ever :jj:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck off dipshit
     
  3. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    can you cry into a microphone for 2 minutes and post it on youtube?
     
  4. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Malta singing atm. Not a terrible song, actually. A bit of a generic summer tune.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;n-hwt0_xc_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-hwt0_xc_M[/video]
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I guarantee no one else gives a shit. North Americans barely even know what the Eurovision contest is. We certainly don't watch it.
     
  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    She saw the look in his eyes
    And she knew better
    He wanted her tonight
    And it was now or never
    He made her feel so sad

    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'
    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'

    Now Gary wouldn't say, "All right"
    She knew he'd forget her
    And so they said goodnight
    And now he's gone forever

    She wants to send him a letter
    Just to try to make herself feel better
    It said, "Give me"
    ("Give me a call sometime")
    But she knows what that'll get her

    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'
    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'

    Now Gary's been in love before
    And she knows what love is for
    It should mean, a little, a little more
    Than one-night stands

    She wants to send him a letter
    Just to try to make herself feel better
    It said, "Give me"
    ("Give me a call sometime")
    But she knows what that'll get her

    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'

    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'
    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'
    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'
    Oh, oh, oh, Gary's cryin'


    Read more: VAN HALEN - Gary's CRYIN' LYRICS
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I don't really give a shit either. The music is TERRIBLE. But they claim it's seen by over a billion people each year :dontknow: it's fun to make fun of.
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    holy shit, this song is awful :jj: that's what im talking about
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    It's not fun for us. This is just another gay, shitty thread by you that's just going to be an excuse for people to remind you that you're a sobbing twit with an eating disorder. Is that what you want?
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck you
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    gay
     
  13. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    and I'm sucked in again....
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    dont you have a desperate ugly bitches rancid asshole to eat out or something?
     
  15. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    this thread will result in tears.
     
  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    [video=youtube_share;eAEiI_x71Ko]http://youtu.be/eAEiI_x71Ko[/video]
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    No, but I have a pretty hot chick's pussy to fuck after we go to a movie this evening. How's your sex life going? :munch:
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    pretty hot whats wrong shes got a fever or something???
     
  19. Dream Theater

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  20. Chriza

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    Just quoting that so you don't get embarrassed and edit it out.