Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “penis homes”

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  1. SomerSky

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    therefore...his statements are biblical in origin...
     
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    In other words, it's all bullshit
     
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    hallelujah!
     
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    Hmm, that's an interesting ideology he's developed there regarding the place of women in the world.

    The silver lining for him is, now that he's been outed, he doesn't have to shut down his operation. All he has to do is remove the part of the big sign out front that says "megachurch" and replace it with one that says "mosque" and he'll be all good.
     
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    your avatar is killing me right now.....
     
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    Just more hypocrisy, its ok to rip Christians but if you criticize muslims, youre a racist...:facepalm:
     
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    Yeah , Pretty Much. :hehe:
     
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    Though Driscoll rarely dabbles directly in politics—his followers know implicitly where he stands—his comments about queers and, in particular, women have been a source of ire for many. When Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of Evangelicals was caught with meth and a male prostitute, Driscoll pointed the finger at Haggard’s wife: “It is not uncommon to meet pastors’ wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness.” Outrage on the part of feminists merely stoked Driscoll’s fire.
     
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    if he said that, he's a weirdo. why are people bringing up race and other nonsense :dontknow:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Yeah, fittingly from the book of PETER :

    Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your own husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word, they may be won over without words by the behavior of their wives, 2 when they see the purity and reverence of your lives. 3 Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. 4 Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight. 5 For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to adorn themselves. They submitted themselves to their own husbands,

    Yeah ladies ... open it up. Lets see that inner self.
     
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    Adult females are like kids, sometimes you may need to apply the rod...
     
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    So his theology is basically the same as Mel Gibson's rant - "Get on your knees and BLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!"
     
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    Wah...cry-cry-cry, sob...stfu you sissy mary fag.
     
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    I think what is the most interesting part, is that Mary (if you believe in the fairy tail) gave life to the "Son of God" yet women are treated like shit, despite her (and I suppose some future woman who begets the second coming) having a magic vagina
     
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    ...and imagine is Mary had gotten on her knees and blown Joseph, there would have been no Jesus
     
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    Boy church has sure changed. In the 70s we just went to Sunday School, sang Yes Jesus Loves Me, and then were bored by a very general sermon. After we got to eating downstairs all the food the 'church ladies' made. Everyone was so nice, no one was trying to sell books or get on a cable news segment.
     
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    Howards "penis home" is in New York City......
     
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    because at one time church was about building community and taking care of your neighbors, not lobbying Washington and acquiring wealth, in the name of "spreading the Gospel"
     
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