Evaporation aside, do u think u've peed enough in ur lifetime to fill a swimmingpool

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    and, with the proper precautions taken, would you go swimming in it?
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes and yes. I could probably fill a hot tub on a good night of beer drinking and the hangover that follows.
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I pissed on a gas fire last night. Fuck you, moobs. :pie:


    Oh...yes to your OP, btw.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    One cup = 240 ML I'm gonna say that 250 ML is average per piss but I'll lower it to 240 to make it easier to convert.

    Med sized pool = 25000 gallons = 400000 cups.

    A 40 year old has lived 14600 days.

    A 40 year old would have to pee 27.4 times every day @ 1 cup per pee from birth to fill a med sized pool.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    What about including shit to bulk up the volume?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'll let you use diarrhea but nothing solid.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    So, maybe it'd be filled about half full for the average person...

    Unless one is an alcoholic, which generally increases urine output by 5-6 times
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    the idea is to be able to go for an unobstructed swim
     
  9. gwartney

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    You could easily fill an above ground pool.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I wonder how the uric acid affects the walls of an above ground pool.
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Do you singlehandedly throw off the ph balance of any pool? :wub:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I guess so, because I'm gross.
     
  13. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    your acididics are strong :wub:
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    all's I know is that I've pee'd enough in your mom's mouth to know I've filled her mouth .. several times over.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    That's nice.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its a special porcelain-lined pool
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    My mom orally copulates your mom..So, you're peeing on your own moms vagina, indirectly
     
  18. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    go on .. :jerk:
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I easily drink 3 gallons of water a day. I've pissed enough in my lifetime to fill one of the Great Lakes.
     
  20. Ryan Lever

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    :nono: Not superior