Even Blind Bella knows she is near Beth's stupid hat collection

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Do You think animoes that can see out of both eyes have ANY CLUE what recording means, let alone Blind Out of One eye Bella#stupid beth
     
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    Typical Beth, the angel of mercy. Go ahead and make fun of Blind Bella, the cat that is blind and can not see that you are filming her blind butt. And this bathroom/closet needs to be burned to the ground. The only thing that's missing is pink carpet on the walls, but Jayne Mansfield did it better. Also, a hat collection? Beth was born in the wrong century, she should have lived in a time when men were men and had a good, reliable collection of hats and that time is not our time.
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Of course Blind Bella, who is blind, knows she's being recorded. Beth hasn't showered, and Bella smelled fish, so there she is.
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    The only question on Bella's mind:



    "Mommy, why are you on the floor? Did you 'fall down' again?"
     
  6. Petal

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    This! I was going to ask IS SHE ON THE @#$% FLOOR AGAIN???
     
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    If Beth ever gets a deaf cat, she'll just follow it around all day making loud noises and laughing her ass off when Deaf Delilah doesn't react. "Do you think she can hear me? LOL!"
     
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    If she knew she was being recorded she would've bent her knee for the camera, duh.
     
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    I can't even figure out what I'm looking at. Is she in a tub? What's that shit through the doorway? Is that a mirror?
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Not sure either.

    I am guessing you are seeing a hallway and one entrance to Girl Town Closet - Hat Section 1.

    Also - I noticed many calf level nightlights. Is that so she can visit her shoes and hats during the night?
     
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    Beth's straw hats are NOT stupid!
    They are very practical.
    When she get hungry she can just munch one down.
     
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    and very close to the hairhat
     
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    If only that cat could see and had a .45, He'd put Beth out of her misery.
     
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    Beth is a goddamned idiot. That's all.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I'm hoping the cat scratches out Beth's eyes one day.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    How come Blind Bella is the only one of her cats who is thin? Does blindness help with weight management?
     
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  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    They're declawed.
     
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    this is a humblebrag, she wants to get young girls to follow her because of her luxurious princess life.
    She so wants to be a RHONY
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I guess she knew there was a chance they might go on the rampage.
     
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