WTF Ever bang your cousin?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Got any stories of laying pipe with your first cousin, be it male, female, or one of each?

    I learned on cousincouples.com that Giuliani married his 2nd cousin. Lots more "it's okay to be who we are" NAMBLA-type stuff there.....

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    I have one girl cousin that is smoking. Not gonna lie after a few drinks i might do it
     
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    Yes, I banged your cousin. But she had some sort of milky discharge down there so I probably wouldn't do it again.
     
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    I am my own uncle and in some states my own brother.
     
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    that piano player married his cousin...jerry lee roth?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    So, my cousins are all "dudes," not that there is anything wrong with that..
     
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    I ran into a guy I went to HS with at a mutual friend's bar a few years ago. He told me he was deeply in love with his first cousin, whom he'd reconnected with after not seeing her since they were kids. He said they barely knew each other way back then and there was nothing sick about their love now.

    Both sets of parents absolutely flipped out and the last I heard, the cousins ended it.
     
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    When I was 14, my cousin was a few years older and looked like Valerie Bertinelli. I would have definitely banged her if given the opportunity. At 14, it really wouldn't have mattered to me.
     
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    She's dead. So probably not.

    But hey, never say never!!
     
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    When I was 14, my cousin was a few years older and looked like Valerie Bertinelli. I would have definitely banged her if given the opportunity. At 14, it really wouldn't have mattered to me.
     
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    My cousins are redneck assholes so ...No

    :sarcastic:
     
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    I kinda look like VB.....js
    :smile:
     
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