ever been a car wreck?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    tell your stories about times you were a total car wreck/train wreck here.

    once i threw a party at my parents' house and started taking shots of tequila before the party. got in the hot tub with a hot blonde chick with huge titties, she sucked my toes, i drank tequila straight from the bottle, i went and laid down, i puked, and a girlfriend of mine introduced my to a dude who later became one of my best friends as i was puking and right before i blacked out.

    good times.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :eek:
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    OMG, I'm glad you're OK!
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Rolled my 84 Toyota pickup on the freeway wasn't wearing seat belt I survived.
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fuckin' a, rod!
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i could a been raped.
     
  7. Chigs

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    What time did it occur?
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    another time, the first time i used a vaporizer for weed, i ate a bunch of mushrooms, tripped balls, and then my buddy kept passing me his iolite vaporizer for like 15 minutes. i was so fucking high i almost puked. i think i ate a whole pizza and finally felt normal high.
     
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    it was early. i blew my party load prematurely. :(

    probably like 8 pm. :jj:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fuck...i couldn't have even reported it. :(
     
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    I've braced in my sleep a couple of times
    You could've texted me, dink. I would've called the neighbors for you
     
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    To answer OP, I've had puked all over myself in my sleep from alcohol a couple of times, each time was after lots of beer, and 750ml bottles to myself. Obviously, I won't drink a bottle by myself.

    Also, once I ate too many mushrooms and forgot where I was. That will happen to me from time to time, but I was younger and didn't ride the snake that well, as they say.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    walking back to the ship from a karaoke bar in sasebo, japan i was so drunk i jumped off a bridge.
     
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    I was about 4 cars behind when a kid jumped off an overpass onto I-5. the first two cars smashed him me and another car rolled passed his contorted and ripped up body. its amazing how yellow and orange youre insides are in the sunlight. I imagine if I stuck around I would have seen those colors turn more crimson and purple. kid died obviously. sad shit. I guess he ran away from a foster care facility a few blocks away and just said fuck it