Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, May 24, 2016.
Or know someone who has?
I was taking a nap once and a bee stung my lip. Hurt like hell.
I got bit in the ass by a German Shepard when I was like 5..
What did you do to the dog?
Was attacked by animals on the ice numerous times.
Was attacked and bit by a dog when I was about 8 or so.
He farted in the dogs face.
I was attacked by a territorial robin when I was 9 or so on my paper route. it fucking dive bombed me and chased me half way down the street, pecking at my head. so I just stopped going to that house, it was only a free paper, not a subscription. but they ended up calling and complaining and trying to get me fired and were rude to me when I finally started going back. fuck them, I was 9
My own cat attacked me but it was kinda my fault. There was a cat on the other side of the door and my cat was trying to go through the door to fight it. I had another cat and since sam couldnt get to the cat outside the door he started to attack my other cat. I got between them and sam sunk his teeth into my foot. I plucked him up and threw him in the bathroom for a time out. I let him out five minutes later and he was fine. Sam was crazy but was my favorite cat!
Worse ass-whipping I ever got was from a goose on a public golf course.
When I was kid I got bit by a opossum. The opossum was in my friends garage with babies. I had my hand too close and she bit me. My friends mother came out and yelled at us for messing with it. I thought I'd get in trouble so I didn't tell any adult. Thank God it didn't have rabies and my finger didn't get infected.
I was bitten by a beaver. Its two front teeth went through my pants and sock and fairly deep into my leg. Enough to leave a scar 20 yrs later.
My friend Dave and I were the last two to leave the bar. When we went out the front door there was a huge beaver on the road.
It was about two blocks down to the park by the river. Dave was so drunk he wanted to pick it up and carry it. Imagine.
We managed to get it to turn around and head towards the water. We were the only ones on the street at 2:30 in the morning.
While we were coaxing it down the street it turned and bit me. That didn't stop us though as we finally got it back to the park an hour later.
One thing I learned is beavers have two big razor sharp teeth, and they can move quick when they want to.
I wouldn't suggest toying with one.
I was groped by a cougar.
I was once left for dead after being attacked by a bear but I struggled back and took revenge on those who left me.
A feral cat when I was about 9, fucker was tame as could be one minute then a psycho the next
I got mugged by a pavement ape right off Canal Street in New Orleans, summer of '92.
I cant go into the woods no mo.
About a year ago, I was out walking on a nature trail in the woods near where I lived. At one point, a couple was walking towards me with their dog. As they got closer, the dog ripped it's head out of its leash, came over and bite my hand a few times. I was passed iff, yelled, said I was fine and just walked off.
When I calmed down a minute or so later, I realized I should probably make sure it had its shots and shit since it barely broke the skin. Of course, they were MIA so I had to call Animal Control. I was pretty sure, I'd be fine but waited six weeks or so to make sure I didn't get rabies and die horribly. It was basically a "hahaha, I'm fine...or I'm fucked" situation.
PS I lived
I got bit by a monkey when I worked in a lab. Tip of my finger.. It clamped down like a vise, and It never quite healed (there's a depressed-crease in the nail).
On a side note- when the blecks are close by, I feel a dull-pulse in the finger and it starts to glow. *rimshot*
My grandpa's german shepherd in the back seat of the car on the way to a vet appointment. Dog was scared to death and I was the chew toy. Thank god for no visible scars.