Discussion in 'The Bar' started by bennymuso, Mar 17, 2015.
I got commited for aslating a police officer.
You mean 'ass licking a police officer'?
Are you even white.
I think I'm all clear now but there were probably warrants out for me several times throughout the years.
If you told them it was shtick you would have got out of it.
You should be in jail for some of your threads.
I traded a Super Bowl Commemorative Book for a Get Out of Jail Free card
I'm afraid someone might rape me in jail for crying out loud.
before i pulled my head out of my ass (at 30ish ), i spent a lot of years doing this and that. i have had contact with the POElice about 20 times. as in they stumbled on something going on or they were pretty sure i was up to something but they just missed it or they didn't have any proof. it was usually pot related with a little coke on the side. no violence or for being drunk and stupid, stealing etc.
i act like a virgin when talking to cops and i talked my way out of everything. just dumb luck and the lord helping yet again.
i've never been behind bars and the only time i was ever cuffed was when they busted me at school with a lid of pot my senior year of HS and paraded me and another guy through the middle of campus at lunch. we of course waved at our friends as we passed by. .
i still shake my head wondering how i walked away from some of the situations. thank you lord.
Was facing a trafficking charge. (10 lbs of Denvers finest) got it knocked down to a misdemeanor possession charge. 1 year of unsupervised probation. Didn't pay any fees, never met a PO or pissed in a cup.
ages ago some weenie (customer or staff) at an auto parts store i was working part time, decided to slip some crushed pills into the sugar we kept for coffee. the cops gave all of us lie detector tests. I fell asleep during the test.
It's all I ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day I was born.
just a good ole boy?