Ever been jerked off in the VIP room of a gentlemens club?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Me, one time, yes, about 15 years ago. I also ate her out :vag: then the place got shut down and the owners eventually convicted for prostitution :nocheer: true story :coffee:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OP has been playing GTAV
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Ima hafta urban dictionary that one :dontknow:
     
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    I went to a strip club near the Memphis airport where they pat you down for weapons before you can go in. I was in a suit and had to break a $100 for drinks and garter cabbage, but the chickens flocked.

    I found a couple of cuties who basically crawled all over me nekkid, but alas! No handy.
     
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    Who the fuck would eat out a prostitute? Licking the floor of a DMV office would be more sanitary than that
     
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    I bet someone could get herpes eating out a ho
     
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  8. Gomez

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    18-19 yr. old stripper, NOT a prostitute :nono: fun times :dontknow:
     
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    I have absolutely met a stripper or two that I would have happily eaten out

    Everyone talks big here, let's see that resolve when she's right there in front of you
     
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    If you are eating out a prostitute, you are doing it wrong. "Hey, can I pay you to pleasure you?" :cwl:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    There are guys out there who, like myself, take great pleasure in eating pussy :fil:
     
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    I had a stripper put her tongue down my throat once. I'm pretty paranoid about swapping bodily fluids with strippers but she was fucking hot and loved it. I'm sure I was the only one she's ever done that to :facepalm:
     
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    this was 15 yrs ago .. still no herps :dancin:
     
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    Well usually the joy in it would be that you cared about the woman, or even if you didn't care that much, you have a desire to to make her feel good. That's completely misplaced in a hooker/john context, isn't it? More than likely it's not going to get her off.
     
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    This one time at Captain Creams this Brazilian stripper with fangs gave me a handy...she thought I was Rev. Horton Heat!! I didn't exactly tell her I wasn't.
     
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    and why is it called gentlemens club anyway?? :scratch:
     
  20. Gomez

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    you got a lot of traction in this instance. good work :thumbup2: