WTF Ever been late, because you were jacking off?

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  1. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member

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    Come on don't lie, you know you have
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    no. it doesn't take me very long
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Yeah, I was 5 seconds late.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I've made that choice before

    If it's a matter of going somewhere relaxed, with a clear head, I've sacrificed punctuality before.

    The same goes for IRL sex. It's a game-time call.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time for honky skunks. Gold

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    Rubbing one out is a part of my morning routine......and the only problem with that is that I immediately want to fall asleep after finishing.

    I have been quite late to work a few times due to my post pleasure naps.
     
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    Repeatedly!

    Like when I should go to bed and I can't decide on the perfect porn video to get a nut and I keep scrolling for a better video to nut to. It can be exhausting, ya' know?
     
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    certainly! you go have marathons!
     
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    Hell, I've called off sick because I was jacking off.

    Kidding.

    Kinda...
     
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    Umm if you're willing to jack off anywhere then it's never a problem.
     
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    Not that I can think of. But I have been late coming back from lunch before to do a bit of banging
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    This. :D
     
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    :shifty:

    best ever
     
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    :jj: :hug:
     
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    :wub:
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