Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Gaylord Focker, Oct 10, 2016.
Come on don't lie, you know you have
no. it doesn't take me very long
Yeah, I was 5 seconds late.
I've made that choice before
If it's a matter of going somewhere relaxed, with a clear head, I've sacrificed punctuality before.
The same goes for IRL sex. It's a game-time call.
Rubbing one out is a part of my morning routine......and the only problem with that is that I immediately want to fall asleep after finishing.
I have been quite late to work a few times due to my post pleasure naps.
Like when I should go to bed and I can't decide on the perfect porn video to get a nut and I keep scrolling for a better video to nut to. It can be exhausting, ya' know?
certainly! you go have marathons!
Hell, I've called off sick because I was jacking off.
Umm if you're willing to jack off anywhere then it's never a problem.
Not that I can think of. But I have been late coming back from lunch before to do a bit of banging