Ever been late to something, cause you were to busy jacking off?

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  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Been late for a week to work now :facepalm:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yes it happens
     
  4. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    But not for RG3 games huh
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you son of a bitch :mad:
     
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    I was late this morning was banging wife
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's true! My dick was wet driving in
     
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    No comment. :facepalm:
     
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    Whose wife?
     
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    i am often 30 seconds late to work because I get the urge for self abuse just as im walking out the door.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    How steamy are your nurses. Creepshots would be appreciated.
     
  16. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    She smell good in the morning?
     
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    Dave Matthews Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No real smelly it turned me on
     
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    Will get sloppy seconds tonight!!
     
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    Not so much for jerking off but for sex i have missed a couple trains. :jj:
     
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  20. Dionysus

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    Does her pussy look like a bulldog's lips with Mayonnaise in it's mouth?