Ever been or known someone in a cult?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I personally lost my high school best friend to a cult...

    Well its not that I lost him, more like I told him he was in a cult and he freaked out telling me that Satan was
    manipulating my mind.. it was fucking sad.. dude was cool as hell then one day everything was about Satan

    He couldn't look at the TV without saying that this person had sold his soul or that person..

    I went to one of his 'prayer' meetings just out of curiosity.. and fuck they had everyone there
    writing checks tithing with God to help defeat Satan...and if you didn't give them money
    you were looked at as a non-believer and they totally tried to shame you...
    they tried real hard to get me to join but even at 19
    I may have not known my asshole from my elbow but
    I did know these people were fucked in the head...

    I remember a poster at that house that said shit like
    You must not associate with non-believers
    You must witness to strangers daily
    Satan will test you everyday
    Satan will poses your family to try to get you to not believe
    tithing is Jesus's way of financially protecting you

    I looked my friend up a decade later to just say hi

    and no joke his reply was..
    I know that you finding me was God's will you need to join our ministry or I won't be able to talk to you.....

    never tried to even reply to that ... I just felt pity for him
     
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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Does being a paying member of the Dawg Shed count?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    no ... DS is more of a smut addiction
     
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    Dang! You beat me to it! Lol
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    that is because Buffalo Tom is looking inside your window with his pants down..

    @BuffaloTom
     
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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Then why did I get a Dawg statue in the mail with instructions on where to place it and how to properly pray at its feet?
     
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    Excuse me, I'm already inside!
     
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    And yes, my pants are down...
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    fuck how come i didn't get one?

    @dawg
     
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    Humans only.....
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    will @Pooh bear address this?
     
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    Ever see the movie Martha Marcy may Marlene? It's an interesting movie about a young girl who escapes from a Manson like cult.
    There's nudity-you would like it! :nojj:
     
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    mother fuck
     
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    Hahaha!! Posted at the same time!
     
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    Not the first member I've stared at thru the window.
     
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    Does Amway count?
     
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    Yes, I know a number of Catholics.
     
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    pictures or it didn't happen
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    In high school I sat by a kid in Biology class who was a satanist. Never found out where/how he ended up. I HOPE it was mostly an act and done for effect, because he seemed like one crazy mofo.