Ever been raped by a bunch of Mormons?

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I know @freds can relate, getting the cheeks spread by the Catholics last night... but man, I thought the Mormons were supposed to be a gentle, kind and caring folk.

    Brutal.
     
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    That game was horrible. It's going to be another shitty football season for me. I expect about the same from the Cowboys today.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    IMO, the mormon rapists would be gentler and less likely to have STDs.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    At least your team didn't get raped by a directional team like Central Michigan.
     
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    TX will beat UCLA next week though. MEMPHIS almost beat them last night.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    That 2nd half... Jesus Christ... I mean, Joseph Smith on a crutch! Mercy!!
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Do TX fans wanna fire the new blick coach yet?
     
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    Purdue plays ND next week on Prime Time on NBC. :facepalm:
     
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    Welp, at least Purdue's cheerleaders are hot, so you have that going for you.
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I was at a bar called Stan's Blue Note on Greenville and the TTU people were out in force. They were pretty well behaved though, moreso than usual.
     
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    Holy shit it's going to be interesting. The Texas fans aren't all that tolerant of losing in the first place. But now they have a black coach who has kicked half the team off already because they didn't follow his code of conduct. I give him about another week before the shit gets real.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Um, no.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    He's got 3 years... if he doesn't get a recruiting pipeline going and find a QB, he's fooked.
     
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    Memphis, though. In football. When they catch a pass they usually try to dribble it.
     
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    I think that Mich - ND game was more embarrassing. That interception and TD run with 4 seconds left had to hurt bad.
     
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    The real question is just how bad that D is going to rank historically
     
  19. Mlaw

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    they are very white, so their dicks are small, does it really count?
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Maybe. UCLA has looked like shit in two games so far. And people thought they had a title shot????