Conspiracy Ever been to a Brazilian steakhouse?

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    I discovered these in the 90's when I spent a week in Rio. Also known as churrascarias. For a week I ate churrascaria for lunch and dinner. :buffet:

    You go in and pay 1 price for the meal. They have salad bars and other stuff you can go up and scoop onto your plate but the real attraction is the meat. "Gauchos" wander around with skewers of meat and slice it off onto your plate until you say when. All kinds of different meat, sirloin, tenderloin, filet mignon, sausage, poultry, pork. And you keep eating until meat is oozing out of your pores.

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    These places can be found all over the country now so there's probably one near you. I recommend you try the guarana soda. It's the national soft drink of Brazil like Cola is for us.

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    If you want something stronger, try the Caipirinha, the Brazilian mojito, made from Cachaça, a spirit made from sugarcane juice.
     
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    Yes, there are several around Boston/Somerville/Cambridge. It is good every once in a while. Tons of meat!
     
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    Been to several in Sao Paolo.
    Picanha is my favorite cut. I have a meat market here that will cut it for me.
     
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    Zika steak? Pass
     
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    Down neck Newark's iron bound section its a big thing. ( N.J.)
     
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    They are everywhere, some really suck, others are very good. I love the grilled pineapple
     
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    That sounds amazing! it's like when they put cheese on your pasta in an Italian place but instead it's beautiful steak.
     
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    I been to fogo de chao. They try to work you into filling up on bullshit like salad bar, sausage, and chicken

    Its 50 bucks

    I tried to eat nothing but steak. Not a bad deal if you go for the good stuff. Steak was good
     
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    Never been. There is one in Seattle, but it's stupid expensive.

    I'd rather get a lamb and beef gyro from the Greek guy down the street for $6 bucks.
     
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    yes I've been to a couple

    plus the one in Disney that does a similar deal(forget the name--but I think it's more Polynesian)

    good stuff
     
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    There's one near me that's $19.99
     
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    Yeah, don't fall for that shit.
     
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    I thought you were @Austinchota when I replied. :facepalm:
     
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    WHO?
     
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    wife is Brazilian..so yes , plenty of times.
    Picanha is the best steak
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    was there in philly..not bad.
    to me the best one is in nyc..
    Churrascaria Plataforma
     
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