Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Oct 17, 2010.
that you throw up in your mouf a lil'?
I just did. Blech.
A classmate once farted so hard he shit his pants.
I shit in my pants one time.
Pics or GTFO.
Perhaps this thread should have been about shitting one's pants?
I once threw up so hard that I burped afterwards. Not pleasant.
i dropped a quality deuce after reading this thread
I was at a hotel and i had to piss. You know when you are pissing and you let out a huge fart? Well this time it wasn't a fart!
You ever sneeze and fart at the same time?
You could blow your asshole out.
Right after the first person paid to use your website?
sometimes Ill burp up a piece of onion or some type of food that I didnt chew that thoroughly, then Ill re-chew it and swallow, two for 1 meal.
Does it technically count as shitting your pants when you are already in the bathroom? I think we need to go to the judges on this one.
Shitting your self is a different animal.
Throwing up in your mouf gives you OPTIONS.
Either cack it out or swallow and have a 2nd warm meal.
Ah...the White Castle onion regurg.
You act like this is my first go around dude. I have been building sites for 10 years. i sold my last site for 10k. Not a whole lot but it's hard to do. You can believe that or not i really dont give a fuck either way.
Ever cummed so hard that your...nevermind.
I guess it does since it all went onto my underwear
Another kid I knew in Grade 4 pissed his pants.
There was a corner of the classroom where you could listen to records with these giant headphones. Two kids were looking at the leggy picture of Olivia Newton John on the Xanadu album cover, and one of them shouted to the other--not realizing he was shouting because he had the headphones turned way up--"Scratch the pussy!" This caused the fattest kid in our class to laugh hysterically. He raced towards for the bathroom, but only made it a few steps away from his desk before springing a leak.
Only when I get my prostate massaged.