Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Dec 8, 2012.
Thank god my parents hated each other so I'd never have to go through that growing up
No, but I did hear my mom yell at him for waking her up with his fingers in her puss
same with me, HMan
Heard a rhythmic squeaking bed a few times Ugh!
Never, but I did hear my friend's parents going at it one time when we were up at their house in PA one summer.
what did your friend do?
cant say i have. nor have my kids ever caught me in the act
Some parents have their kids in the same room when they are babies. Always wonder what they think is going on.
I didn't tell him. We were sleeping upstairs and his parents' bedroom was on the 1st floor. I went down to use the bathroom and as I walked past their door, I heard his Mom moaning and his Dad was pounding away. I listened for like 10 minutes and then went to the bathroom. When I came back out it was over. Not sure if they stopped because they heard the flush.
Did you high five him for lasting so long?
Did he get a new baby sibling 9 months later?
No, but I was in love with his Mom for like 2 years after that.
No, they ended up getting divorced like 6 months later.
Cuz you knew she put out
My kid caught us. In the bathtub, he was 4 years old. I'm just glad he isn't gay now.
Did he join in?
Yea, and she was a screamer.
That is so wrong. Reps!
But some girl i was banging who had a kid caught us. She told me he started knocking on her bedroom door asking "mommy do you have your clothes on?" before going in.
think i was 7 or 8 ,usually my parents door was open,so when it wouldn't i just pushed harder,think there was a sock under the door..then i saw it,my moms 1970's bush and my old mans pp
i stared for about 10 seconds and shut the door,thought i might be in trouble,but nothing was ever mentioned
they were side by side laying there