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Ever catch or hear your parents having sex?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Thank god my parents hated each other so I'd never have to go through that growing up
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    No, but I did hear my mom yell at him for waking her up with his fingers in her puss :jj:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    same with me, HMan
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    Heard a rhythmic squeaking bed a few times Ugh!
     
  5. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Never, but I did hear my friend's parents going at it one time when we were up at their house in PA one summer.
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    :lol: what did your friend do?
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy E-Legend Gold

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    cant say i have. nor have my kids ever caught me in the act
     
  8. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Some parents have their kids in the same room when they are babies. Always wonder what they think is going on.
     
  9. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I didn't tell him. We were sleeping upstairs and his parents' bedroom was on the 1st floor. I went down to use the bathroom and as I walked past their door, I heard his Mom moaning and his Dad was pounding away. I listened for like 10 minutes and then went to the bathroom. When I came back out it was over. Not sure if they stopped because they heard the flush. :c
     
  10. TonyJax

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    Did you high five him for lasting so long?
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    Did he get a new baby sibling 9 months later?
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    No, but I was in love with his Mom for like 2 years after that.
     
  13. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    No, they ended up getting divorced like 6 months later.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Cuz you knew she put out :c
     
  15. Babs

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    My kid caught us. In the bathtub, he was 4 years old. I'm just glad he isn't gay now.:facepalm:
     
  16. jackie the jerk

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    Did he join in? :coffee:
     
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    Yea, and she was a screamer. :cheer:
     
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    :rofl: That is so wrong. Reps!
     
  19. Avery

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    Never.

    But some girl i was banging who had a kid caught us. She told me he started knocking on her bedroom door asking "mommy do you have your clothes on?" before going in. :sarcastic:
     
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    think i was 7 or 8 ,usually my parents door was open,so when it wouldn't i just pushed harder,think there was a sock under the door..then i saw it,my moms 1970's bush and my old mans pp :facepalm:

    i stared for about 10 seconds and shut the door,thought i might be in trouble,but nothing was ever mentioned

    they were side by side laying there
     

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