Ever dream about your "ex" and feel guilty in the AM?

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Especially for those in a committed relationship/married...

    Do you ever dream about ex-lovers and then feel guilty in the morning, like you cheated?

    I had a doozy of a dream last night about an old girlfriend. It wasn't even really sexual, just very romantic. Lots of intimate kissing/touching.

    When I woke up I felt like I cheated on my wife. Yikes.

    Just a silly question for a Friday morning.

    And no, I would never tell my wife about it.
     
  2. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I never feel guilty.
    You don't tug to porn?? Is that a guilt ridden activity?
    I say, locate this ex. Meet her at a hotel for lunch and take care of this problem. Fuck this wives shit
     
  3. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    don't feel guilty, we can't control our dreams. there might be something going on in your life that made you express it in a dream rather than the "real world".
     
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    I dont feel guilty, but the fact that I'm still in love with my ex is disturbing
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  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am always happy when I dream about mine.. nothing dirty... but it's like a visit from a long lost friend.
     
  6. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Does feeling guilty for not pushing her off that cliff in Maui when no one was looking and claiming she slipped and fell count?
     
  7. ScottBaiosPenis

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    yeah all the time, i am still in love with my ex i guess, it eats me up inside alot
     
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    I don't.

    I just wonder why. Especially when it's an ex from a while ago.

    I'm blessed in that most of my dreams are about fighting people, zombies, and vampires or I'll have super powers.

    Yes. Even my subconscious is immature.
     
  9. jokeland

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    not nearly as guilty as I feel for wishing she would die a painless but public death so that I could receive sympathy sex from local MILFs
     
  10. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I have dreams about my ex fiancee......despite the fact that I hate her with a passion, there is a part of me that will always love her. I usually just wake up feeling heartbroken all over again.

    That's when I call in to work and start drinking at 8am.
     
  11. sz1122

    sz1122 Well-Known Member

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    It just a dream I don't feel guilty about any of my dreams and I have some very interesting dreams
     
  12. Father O'Blivion

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    No, she's a bitch in my dreams too.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I got caught calling my gr8 my exes name. Awkward getting kicked out of my own house.
     
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    I don't feel guilty at all. Dreams are dreams. You can't control them. I doubt they have any deep meaning either. I don't go and tell him about them either...
     
  16. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You'd have to ask all of my exes, because they dream about ME, not the other way around. All the ladies in the world dream about Double L every single night.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I never remember my dreams. Think I drank to much in my 20's
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    That's some world your living in lar
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And if you don't like it, well that's just too bad. Because I am the MASTER and RULER of the world! And if you know what's good for ya, you'll bow down on your knees when I pass you by! While all the ladies cream and say "Oh my!"
     
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    I never remember any dreams, but I wake up with a massive erection about 5 days a week - so I might be dreaming about an ex?