Ever Finger-Blasted a Chick into the Stratosphere? If So, Come on In!

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    High school gf? A prudish librarian-type? A reluctant born-againt babe? Did the shocker come into play?
     
  2. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I broke my ex-wife's hymen with a finger blast. Blood was all over the backseat of the car
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Kaaaaaaaaaaplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg gert
     
  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Is that why you divorced her?
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I finger blast a bit then move on to :vag: then :hitit:
     
  6. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    No, that was when we were still in high school. After graduation, that's when she put her devious plans into motion.

    Funny how the sex dries up to about once every six weeks after you've had a couple of kids
     
  7. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    what? fuck that
     
  8. Bro

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    My fingers get tired.
     
  9. nicksgt

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    Then you're doing it wrong.
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Lots of times when I'm going down on a broad, I finish her off w/ middle finger in the puss, index workin the clit, and tongue in her cornhole.

    My ex used to like just being finger blasted. Me sitting up in bed, her sitting between my legs, my hand between her legs, her leaning back against me. One time I had her get on all 4s, held her head up by having hand full of her hair, and finger banged. She came w/ thumb rubbin her pucker, 2 fingers deep in the snatch, and one on the clit.

    One of my favorite moves is to pull my fingers out after a bit and saying, "Your pussy is getting dry. Make my fingers wet for me," and then put em in the chick's mouth and have her suck on em, and roll em over her tongue.
     
  11. Babs

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    Tl; dr
     
  12. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Sounds like a piece of erotic literature
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    I'd like to skull blast you with a drill, shit mult!
     
  14. wife is a whore

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    Do they write erotic literature in Scumbag? Wait, better question: do broads purchase erotic literature written in Scumbag?
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Is that how you got your dent?
     
  16. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    :emperor:
     
  17. ViolentDiarrhea

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    no but I vaginally blasted a chick with my Stratocaster.