Ever get a shiatsu massage?

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    So Ms. Gretsch (being Japanese) likes to have her hair done every few months in Japantown, San Francisco. Today I got tired of sitting around waiting for her to finish, so I found a massage parlor and had a Chinese woman give me a shiatsu massage. It was pretty good, I had no idea how knotted up the muscles in my middle back were until she really started working them out. Overall it was 90% awesome and 10% painful, but I'm definitely doing it again next time. My back muscles are still pretty relaxed.

    I was hoping she'd offer a happy ending, but no such luck. Maybe I'll have to find a different place next time. Anyone else get massages? Are there any places in San Francisco I should know about?
     
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    Shiatsu? I got a German Shepherd, pal. What the hell is you talkin about?

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    That yahtzee?

     
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    Lol "Quit yelling at me."
     
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    Never have but that sounds great for a sore back.
     
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    Some of these little Asian ladies have amazing strength in their hands. The one who worked on me asked how much pressure I wanted, and I told her to go crazy. She then proceeded to pulverize the shit out of my back. It was great. It took her a while, but she managed to soften up all the super tight knots in my muscles. I gave her a pretty big tip before I left, so I guess we'll see what happens next time.
     
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    Such a good dog.:)
     
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    Make sure you set a price for a happy ending before she starts to work it.
     
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    Did you really want to get a 'happy ending' ??
    I'm sure your wife would do that for you :dontknow:
     
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    Calm down pooh bear
     
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    Lol, happy endings is the natural ending to a massage. Right @wife is a whore ?
     
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    I have a shiatsu neck pillow. I wake up with a stiff neck at least once a month. It does loosen up my neck, but I wish it had a greater range of movement.

     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    I'd love one but really am afraid of putting myself in that position.
     
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    Wow.....am I that naive??
     
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    Shut it, you :bwah:
     
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    you don't think a dude goes to one of these things just for a massage...right?
     
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