Ever Get an End of Year Bonus as Good as This?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Buck Turgidson, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson New Member VIP

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    Fuck yeah!


    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1109215--german-insurance-firm-rewards-top-employees-with-an-orgy?bn=1
     
  2. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    STD is not my idea of a great Christmas bonus..I'll take cash, thank you very much
     
  3. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Germans are even freakier than Japanese...
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    How many people walked away from that party with mouth sores a week later?:dontknow:
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson New Member VIP

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    I think they went top shelf, but your concerns are sound and your preference for cash is reasonable.
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    why didn't the employees just fuck each other and cut out the middleman?
     
  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Then they found some Jews and killed them
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    If it would have been the company I used to work for, they would have given you free prostitutes, but still had a fukkin' cash bar. :facepalm:
     
  9. wicked smaaaht

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    :D I was feeling prudish
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    STDs and self-respect aside, I wouldn't want to be fucking around anybody I've ever worked with (except a few hotties). Talk about "Team Building"!!!
     
  11. fenderbaum

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    Hungary is the adult pleasure capital of the world.